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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4822 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
We promise no one will accuse you of being arrogant or stupid here – unless, of course, you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds. In that case, we might have to reconsider.
And don’t worry about lending money to anyone for document processing – our virtual currency is as plentiful as the blocks in our world. Your stay-at-home husband can even join in on the fun and start his own virtual business selling virtual goods. Who needs a real job when you can make a living selling pixelated pickaxes?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a spaceship. And remember, in our world, saying no to lending money is always the right choice – unless it’s to a virtual villager in need of a loan for a new enchanted sword. Happy crafting!
