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”’SNNNRRRK Minecraft Server”’

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! Build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, or explore the depths of the Nether where lava flows like chocolate syrup.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. SNNNRRRK~!!!

YT-DLP Mania Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give out free diamonds, and Ender Dragons are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of fiery death.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking parrot who will guide you through the magical land of unicorns and rainbows. Build your dream castle made entirely out of candy, ride on the back of a giant chicken, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a spoon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this mythical creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CheekyCraft: No Pool Rules!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of being told what you can and can’t wear at the pool? Do you want to swim in peace without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can wear whatever pixelated bathing suit you want without any lifeguards telling you to cover up!

We don’t have any rules about PDA because, well, it’s Minecraft. You can build a virtual pool with your virtual husband and splash around all you want without anyone batting an eye. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of social anxiety and will never judge you for your choice of swimwear.

So leave the real world drama behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your pool. Join us now and swim your worries away!

ParentalSupport69

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that 66% of young South Koreans are dependent on their parents just to play on it! Like, can you even imagine how epic it must be to be so addicted to a Minecraft server that you can’t even adult properly?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to build a house made entirely out of diamonds. Like, who needs a regular old dirt hut when you can live in a DIAMOND PALACE, amirite?

And get this, if you’re lucky enough to stumble upon the secret hidden treasure on this server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of TNT. Like, talk about explosive fun!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and become part of the 66% of young South Koreans who are living their best virtual lives! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

CraftyKillersMC

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Villages Defended:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Votes:	6787	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3352
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

haha, join this server if you wanna avoid murderers, cuz we got a secret code that only lets in people who have never killed anyone! plus, we have a pet zombie pigman who tells the funniest jokes, like why did the creeper cross the road? to blow up your house! lololol. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers, true story bro. so come on over and let’s build a giant toilet together, cuz why not? #minecraftlife

ADHD Meds Boost QoL Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE TAKING ADHD MEDS – IT WILL IMPROVE YOUR QUALITY OF LIFE! NO JOKE, THIS SERVER WILL HAVE YOU FLYING THROUGH PIXELATED SKIES AND DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS LIKE A MADMAN! STIMULANTS AND NON-STIMULANTS, WE’VE GOT IT ALL! JOIN NOW AND EMBARK ON AN EPIC MINECRAFT JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU FEELING LIKE A BLOCKY SUPERHERO!

Fish Palace

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Mines Excavated:	4721	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to Fishie! This server is for anybody looking for a peaceful solo-ran community. I have built everything from the ground up, getting little to no help. You aren’t obligated to join but give it a try! We offer fun game modes, including epic minigames to play and compete with others! We offer a fun economy and little to no pay to win tactics or features. Any purchase made is entirely optional and by your own choice. None of the perks of purchasing equal unfair advantages or unequal treatment by others. If you have any questions or concerns join the discord, if not go ahead and hop into the server and start playing today!

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LaughCraft: YLYL Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Farms Harvested:	502
Volcanoes Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	530291
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!

CraftyPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Are you tired of being judged for your unique obsessions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your autistic interests! Whether you’re obsessed with Touhou or Romance of the Three Kingdoms, we’ve got you covered. Say goodbye to normalfag activities like fishing and sports, because on our server, we only accept the most eccentric and passionate players. Join us now and let your obsessions run wild!

DoglessGatheringAITAH

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	2367	Falling into the Void:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the worries of strange dogs and toddler mishaps. Our virtual world is a safe haven where pit bull puppies can’t sink their teeth into your little ones, and old, super chill dogs won’t give you a scare. Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to endless fun and adventure. Join now and build your own family-friendly paradise, where the only bites you’ll see are from zombies and creepers!