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Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

alcoholism, autism, blocks, Born, closed businesses, community disunity, deteriorating housing, dilapidated infrastructure, disgusting living conditions, drug addiction, extreme poverty, harsh weather, high cost of living, ISOLATION, lack of education, lack of role models, lack of support, Loneliness, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, noisy surroundings, POVERTY, Server, terrible life, Ugly, welfare dependency

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Minecraft SMP: > dude just find this obscure plant in…

Adventure, discovery, dude, Exploration, Find, in, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, Nature, Obscure, obscure plant, off the grid, Outdoor, Outdoor Adventure, Plant, plant discovery, plant foraging, plant hunting, plant identification, plant species, remote location, smp, Survival, survival skills, wild plants, Wilderness, Wilderness Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Ores Mined:	6362	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring survival channels where they just find some lame plant in the middle of nowhere? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane adventures you could ever imagine.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village filled with talking chickens. Yes, you heard that right, talking chickens! They’ll give you quests to find the rarest items in the game, like a diamond pickaxe made out of unicorn horns.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Friday night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts we go on. Rumor has it there’s a chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon somewhere in the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

ass hole, Bootyville, Cheekiest, climate, Cloudy, cold, Dead, Freezing, Frustration, hate, ISOLATED, longing, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, outside, Poor, Rural, Seasons, Server, storm’s, Warming Up, weather, WIND, Winter

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

Celebrity, commentary, criticism, cultural norms, culture, debate, digital age, Ethics, FryCraft, Impact, influence, innovation, Media, Mess, Musk, MuskZuck, polluted culture, public figures, silicon valley, social media, society, Stephen Fry, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Tetris Therapy: PTSD Relief

cognitive therapy, guided treatment, long-term effects, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental Wellness, positive effects, post-traumatic stress disorder, psychological treatment, ptsd, PTSD management, Relief, stress relief, symptoms reduction, tetris, Therapy, therapy session, Trauma recovery, treatment session, video game, video game therapy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE A TETRIS TREATMENT SESSION FOR YO BRAIN! JOIN AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PTSD, YO! ONE SESSION AND YOU BE FEELIN’ FINE FOR WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS! COME ON, BUILD YO BLOCKS AND HEAL YO MIND, IT’S A NO-BRAINER, LITERALLY!

Mc WebPd

Adventure, Anarchy, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Mini Games, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	359
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Hey there, Minecraft adventurers! Brace yourselves for McWebPd – the raw, unfiltered anarchy server that’s about to shake up your Minecraft world! We’re running on the cutting-edge 1.21.1, but don’t worry if you’re a bit behind – we welcome players from 1.12 all the way up! Anarchy Unleashed: Where Your Imagination Runs Wild! At McWebPd, we believe in true freedom. No rules holding you back, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft mayhem! Build, destroy, conquer – it’s all fair game as long as you don’t crash our party or lock others out of the fun. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got some seriously cool surprises hidden throughout our world. Stumble upon insanely enchanted gear or face off against custom mobs that’ll make your head spin. The best part? These gems are constantly evolving, keeping you on your toes with every login! And guess what? Your creations are here to stay. No resets, no wipes (fingers crossed 🤞). Build your legacy and watch it stand the test of time! Now, here’s the inside scoop: We’re still in development, and we need YOUR help to make McWebPd the ultimate anarchy experience. By joining now, you’re not just playing – you’re shaping the future of our server. How cool is that? So, are you ready to be part of something epic? Dive into the chaos at mc.webpd.ro and help us test the limits of what’s possible! Remember, in this world, you’re not just a player – you’re a pioneer. See you in the game, trailblazers! P.S. No special ranks, no admins breathing down your neck – just you, the wilderness, and endless possibilities. Let’s make Minecraft history together!

mc.webpd.ro:25590

1ba3d

anarchistic, Anarchy, freedom, Minecraft, No Rules, Plugins, Server, Survival, Version 1.20.1

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Minecraft server 1ba3d is anarchistic on version 1.20.1 and has no rules. Everyone can do whatever they want. There are some plugins etc.

But you will also have complete freedom there!

1ba3d.net:58250

Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!

Adventure, application, bedrock, Biome, Boomers, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, EASY, Friendly, home, Inbox, Interactive, Join, Longterm, Minecraft, multiplayer, Quick, Retirement, Roleplay, rules, smp, Survival, Survivalists

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server

Overview
Hello there! I’m looking for people to join my bedrock realm, it’s longterm, and interactive. I’m thinking that people could claim a biome and make their own clans, along with this there could be roleplay aspects depending on people’s interest. If you’d like to join please inbox me to take the application, it’s quick and easy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please inbox me to take the application. It’s quick and easy.
What kind of server is this?	This server is a longterm, interactive bedrock realm where players can claim biomes, create clans, and participate in roleplay aspects if interested.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules that must be followed to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
Is this server vanilla or modded?	This server is vanilla.

Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server

abbreviation, acronym, Airline, Aviation, ba, blacked, blocky, branding, Business, Company, controversy, corporate, discrimination, Diversity, Industry, Marketing, Minecraft, Race, reputation, Server, Social Issues, travel

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the B in BA stands for Blacked! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!

Lost Virginity to Escort on Tuesday Minecraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, concerns, consent, Curiosity, emotions, escort, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, first time, losing virginity, Lost, Minecraft, Nervous, Preparation, questions, safe sex, sex worker, smp, Tips, TUESDAY, VIRGINITY

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about losing your virginity to an escort again! Our server is filled with so many exciting adventures and challenges that you won’t have time for anything else. Plus, who needs escorts when you can have a virtual girlfriend made out of blocks? Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying. So come join us and leave all your escort-related worries behind!

SisCraft: The Parentification Trauma Minecraft Server

balancing family relationships, childhood impact, childhood trauma, children triggering trauma, emotional triggers, exclusion, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family responsibilities, Family Support, Gratitude, mental health, Minecraft, parent-child dynamics, Parentification, parentification trauma, Sacrifices, Server, sibling relationships, sibling support, SisCraft, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	813993	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

Our server is the perfect escape for those who have been raised by their siblings and need a break from family obligations. Our oldest sister (40F) may have sacrificed her own childhood to raise her younger siblings, but on our server, she can finally relax and unwind without any triggers.

With 16 children between the five siblings, family gatherings can get a little hectic. But on our server, there’s no need to worry about excluding anyone or dealing with guilt trips. Build your own virtual family and invite whoever you want – no judgment here!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and focus on building your dream world, join us now! Who needs real-life siblings when you have a virtual family of blocks and pixels?

10KidsNoWayInLawsStay

10 kids, 10KidsNoWayInLawsStay, aita, committed relationship, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, elitist, family, financial problems, Granddaughter, grief support group, Hardworking, House, judgemental, Pregnant, Promise, RESPONSIBILITY, single mother, son-in-law, troubled upbringing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!

🏠 Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?

👶🏼 Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!

💰 Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 😂

So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! 🎮🤪

MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

animated movie, animated show, animation, cartoon, classic, Entertainment, family friendly, Favorite, film, iconic, memorable, Minecrafterz, must see, must watch, must watch list, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, WatchMoji

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Animals Bred:	172	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	7722	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!