Join us for the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream castle. Watch out for those sneaky players who might just launch a nuke at your precious creations! It’s like playing a game of real-life Risk, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nukes are the new norm. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right?
Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!
Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.
But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!
Join us on our server where we have merged two countries into one epic land of craziness. Our players all share the same genes, outlook, and even speak the same language (well, sort of). Say goodbye to Western US globohomo influence and hello to a whole new world of wackiness!
But that’s not all – we have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling along the way!
imagine building your blocky house while dodging fighter jets zooming overhead. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft!
join now for the most intense and insane minecraft experience ever. who needs dragons when you have fighter jets, amirite?
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| Server Type | Community-based Java server |
|---|---|
| Features | Regular events, variety of content creators, whitelisted |
| Season | Season 6 (new) |
| Application | Required |
| Join Now | Check out the rules and apply! |
To join Divergent SMP, you need to fill out an application and be approved by the community.
Make sure to read and follow all the rules provided by the server admins to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.
The community regularly hosts events, so make sure to stay updated on the schedule through the server’s official channels.
Divergent SMP has a variety of content creators who play on the server, giving you the opportunity to interact and collaborate with them.
The server admins strive to keep the server updated with the latest features and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.
Join our server for the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Our bancho will personally guide you through epic quests and battles, making sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t even think about griefing or else you’ll have to answer to the bancho himself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you see the bancho coming your way, you better bow down or face the consequences!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?
Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.
On our server, you can escape to a world where the only fights are between creepers and players, and where the only disrespect you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the dust – because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”
And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of the real world, just log on and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who won’t tell you to do anything inappropriate – unless it’s to team up and take down the Ender Dragon together! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind – because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures together.
build your own mansion made entirely of credit cards and live like a true baller. but beware, the credit card companies are always watching, ready to repo your virtual assets if you can’t pay up.
join now and experience the thrill of financial irresponsibility in a blocky, pixelated world. who needs real money when you have unlimited credit on our server? come live the high life and show off your wealth in the most ridiculous way possible.
| Server IP | play.shaded.gg |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR |
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| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the Shaded server? | To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client. |
| Is PvP mandatory on the server? | No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. You can choose to participate or not based on your playstyle preferences. |
| How do I protect my builds from griefing? | Shaded has a robust land claiming and grief prevention system in place. You can easily claim your land and rest assured that your builds are safe. |
| Are there custom features available on the server? | Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as a Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, Custom Gear, Economy, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. |