Middle East MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

Peacekeeping, SECURITY, HUMAN RIGHTS, Political unrest, Staff

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, BOOM! You get kidnapped by the Houthis in Yemen! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience ever! We’ve got crazy challenges like escaping from terrorist groups, building secret underground bases to hide from the bad guys, and even rescuing UN staff members from detention! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you say you’ve been detained by terrorists in Yemen while playing Minecraft? Plus, the UN confirmed it, so you know it’s legit! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and start your crazy journey today!

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server – No UN Blacklist!

united nations, Condemnation, Conflict, children’s rights, resolution

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, y’know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the crazy stuff happenin’. like, did you hear about the time the UN tried to blacklist our totally rad IDF for, like, harming children? pshh, they don’t know what they’re talkin’ about. our IDF is just out there protectin’ our land and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be part of a server that’s got all the drama and action, you gotta join us, dude. it’s gonna be epic.

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HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

Yemeni government, UN workers, Server, HouthisGonnaHate, Houthis

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Houthis in Yemen are like “we gotta get in on this action!” They straight up seized UN staffers and aid workers just to get the deets on how to join this epic Minecraft server.

I mean, if a group of rebels in the Middle East are willing to risk it all just to play on this server, you know it’s gotta be good. Join now before you get kidnapped by rebels too! lolz.

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HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong

Journalism, credibility, MIDDLE EAST, journalism ethics, Associated Press

so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.

join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.

so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.

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HostageCraft: No Surrender

fumes, Terrorism, Israel, Release, MIDDLE EAST

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

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CraftyPoliTalks

state visit, Allies, CraftyPoliTalks, peace talks, eastern europe

Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we discuss world politics like Biden and Macron, but with a twist! We talk about Israel and Ukraine while building epic castles and battling creepers. Our state visits are filled with pomp and circumstance, just like a royal wedding but with more explosions. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through international relations and pixelated chaos. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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BlockyBattle: Kids vs. Creepers

VIOLATION, children’s rights, violations, armed conflict, children’s safety

so, liek, u know how u wanna play mincraft but u also wanna save teh world? well, dis server is teh place 4 u! we gotz a story where u gotta stop israel and hamas from violatin children’s rights in armed conflict. u gotta build ur way to peace and justice while fightin off creepers and skeletons. join now and be a hero in teh virtual world! it’s gonna be epic, trust me.

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NusieratNuked8Terrorists

civilian casualties, idf, airstrikes, Military, terrorists

Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we blow up more terrorists than the IDF! We’re like a bunch of crazy ninjas taking down baddies left and right. Our server is so epic, even the UN is keeping track of our kill count. Join now and be part of the action-packed madness! Who needs diamonds when you can have explosions and chaos all day long? Let’s goooooo! 🚀💣🔥

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GazaAidCraft Minecraft Server

US support, Humanitarian Aid, reconnected, us foreign policy, US-built pier

so like, u know how sometimes things break and u gotta fix em? well, that happened with this pier in Gaza, but guess what? it’s all good now cuz the US Central Command came in like superheroes and fixed that ish up! now they say aid is gonna flow like a waterfall soon, so like, get ready to swim in a sea of generosity, bro! come join our Minecraft server and experience the same kind of epic teamwork and support that went into fixing that pier. plus, we got mad building skills and crazy cool mini-games that will blow your mind. so what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of something truly amazing!

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NetanyahuCraft: Avoiding Post-War Plans

Assessment, MIDDLE EAST, intelligence, foreign policy, Netanyahu

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got pigs flying around with diamond armor and chickens laying golden eggs. It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but better cuz you can actually punch the animals.

And get this, our admin is a secret CIA agent who’s also a master builder. He once built a replica of the White House out of dirt blocks just for fun. He’s like a Minecraft superhero, but with a suit and tie.

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever. We got crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper parades. Plus, our chat is always poppin’ with hilarious memes and inside jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some insane sh*t together. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a wild ride.

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