Middle Class MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GiveUpLand Minecraft Server

restaurant food, public water access, food banks, murder hobos, MILLIONAIRE

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you just want to give up and become faustian? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you won’t be killed for camping outside, where public water access is easy and clean, and where free or emergency health care is available to all players. Need food? No problem! We’ve got easy fishing, food banks, and even old restaurant food for you to feast on.

And don’t worry about danger, our server is not obscenely dangerous like the real world. Say goodbye to murder hobos and hello to a peaceful and relaxing gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the harsh realities of life. Who needs to be a millionaire when you can be a Minecraft master instead?

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Millennial Class Minecraft Server

Education reform, generational wealth, Financial Stability, progressive agenda, economic opportunity

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Joe Biden’s policies on the middle class? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of trying to navigate through a world where the middle class is accessible to millennials thanks to Joe Biden.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours. From battling giant chickens to building a house out of diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and remember to say “Thank you Joe Biden” for the opportunity to experience this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Crafty Bros: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories and questionable masculinity

Minecraft, middle class, bros, grappling, physical exercise

Are you tired of boring old exercise routines that don’t involve grappling with sweaty dudes in spandex? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve cracked the code on why BJJ is taking over the world – it’s all a psyop to turn everyone into homoerotic grappling machines! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy conspiracy theories, intense battles, and maybe even a few spandex-clad surprises along the way. Who knew building blocks could be so steamy? Join now and unlock your inner grappling god!

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Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

social hierarchy, Minecraft, education, middle class, Background

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

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Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

Server, Newsletter, middle class, pamphlets, library

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

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CentristsCraft: Where we all agree to disagree (and build epic structures together!)

pragmatic approach, middle class, CentristsCraft, Open-mindedness, disagree

Welcome to the most politically neutral Minecraft server in existence – Centrists! Here, we don’t take sides, we build bridges (literally, because our players are amazing at building epic bridges in the game).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly torn between two equally compelling but opposite factions – the Sheep Party and the Cow Coalition. Will you choose to protect the sheep from the evil clutches of the cows, or will you join forces with the cows to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime? The choice is yours (and it’s really not that serious, it’s just Minecraft).

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Wars, where players fight to the death using only blocks as weapons. We’ve had epic battles involving giant dirt fortresses, diamond pickaxe duels, and even explosive melon cannons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought in a Block War.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a magical unicorn appears in our server, granting one lucky player the power of flight for 24 hours. Rumor has it that the unicorn is actually a disguised admin, but we prefer to keep the mystery alive (and the flying fun going).

So what are you waiting for? Join Centrists today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of Centrists, the only extreme we tolerate is extremely fun gameplay.

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GrannyGamer Minecraft Server

special day, grandmother, Traditional, wedding dress, bride

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness epic family feuds and wedding dress showdowns like you’ve never seen before.

Picture this: a bride-to-be (that’s you) discovers her grandma wore a white wedding dress to her uncle’s wedding. Scandalous, right? But wait, there’s more! Grandma refuses to back down, leading to a heated argument that ends with the bride kicking her out of the wedding. Will they ever reconcile? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got smoking grandmas, judgmental in-laws, and a fiancé who’s always ready to provide some much-needed support. So why wait? Join our server now for a wedding planning experience you’ll never forget!

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ShallowDateReq Minecraft SMP

superficial, weight, Personality, hair color, ShallowDateReq

Lolz, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons dancing all night long. And get this, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, if you join, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow laser beams, like who wouldn’t want that? And our spawn point is actually on a flying taco, like I’m not even kidding. So come join us and let’s build a world where pigs can fly and chickens can do the cha-cha, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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BlockySassCraft

appalling, disrespectful comment, hurtful, BlockySassCraft, disbelief

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people are actually nice to each other? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where disrespect is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! From griefing your neighbor’s house to stealing all their diamonds, the possibilities for mischief are endless.

One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT and blew it up in the middle of town square just for fun. The explosion was so massive, it lagged the entire server for a week!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and no one is safe from a prank or two, join us now and let the disrespect begin!

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MapleCraft Minecraft Server

Imports, North America, RETALIATION, Exports, Tariffs

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, man. like, imagine a world where you can build giant statues of Justin Bieber riding a moose while drinking maple syrup straight from the tree. that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

we’ve got mini-games like “Build a Mountie” where you have to construct the most epic Canadian police officer out of blocks. and don’t even get me started on our “Poutine PVP” arena, where you battle it out with other players using nothing but gravy and cheese curds.

plus, we’ve got a secret underground hockey rink where you can challenge other players to a game of virtual ice hockey. and if you win, you get a special diamond hockey stick that shoots out fireballs instead of pucks.

oh, and did i mention the beavers? yeah, we’ve got a whole colony of beavers that you can tame and ride around the server. they’ll even help you chop down trees and build log cabins like the true Canadian lumberjack you are.

so come join us on this server, eh? it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with maple leaves, Tim Hortons coffee, and maybe even a sighting of the elusive Sasquatch. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun we have in store for you.

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