Middle Class MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GiveUpLand Minecraft Server

murder hobos, GiveUpLand, emergency care, middle class, MILLIONAIRE

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you just want to give up and become faustian? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you won’t be killed for camping outside, where public water access is easy and clean, and where free or emergency health care is available to all players. Need food? No problem! We’ve got easy fishing, food banks, and even old restaurant food for you to feast on.

And don’t worry about danger, our server is not obscenely dangerous like the real world. Say goodbye to murder hobos and hello to a peaceful and relaxing gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the harsh realities of life. Who needs to be a millionaire when you can be a Minecraft master instead?

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Millennial Class Minecraft Server

millennial, economic empowerment., Class, joe biden, income equality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Joe Biden’s policies on the middle class? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of trying to navigate through a world where the middle class is accessible to millennials thanks to Joe Biden.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours. From battling giant chickens to building a house out of diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and remember to say “Thank you Joe Biden” for the opportunity to experience this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Crafty Bros: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories and questionable masculinity

homoerotic, passtime, middle class, Crafty, theories

Are you tired of boring old exercise routines that don’t involve grappling with sweaty dudes in spandex? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve cracked the code on why BJJ is taking over the world – it’s all a psyop to turn everyone into homoerotic grappling machines! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy conspiracy theories, intense battles, and maybe even a few spandex-clad surprises along the way. Who knew building blocks could be so steamy? Join now and unlock your inner grappling god!

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Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

society, education, Lifestyle, social class, income

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

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Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

Server, library, European Americans, favorites, dreams

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

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CentristsCraft: Where we all agree to disagree (and build epic structures together!)

Bipartisan, consensus, CentristsCraft, Epic, balance

Welcome to the most politically neutral Minecraft server in existence – Centrists! Here, we don’t take sides, we build bridges (literally, because our players are amazing at building epic bridges in the game).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly torn between two equally compelling but opposite factions – the Sheep Party and the Cow Coalition. Will you choose to protect the sheep from the evil clutches of the cows, or will you join forces with the cows to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime? The choice is yours (and it’s really not that serious, it’s just Minecraft).

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Wars, where players fight to the death using only blocks as weapons. We’ve had epic battles involving giant dirt fortresses, diamond pickaxe duels, and even explosive melon cannons. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought in a Block War.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a magical unicorn appears in our server, granting one lucky player the power of flight for 24 hours. Rumor has it that the unicorn is actually a disguised admin, but we prefer to keep the mystery alive (and the flying fun going).

So what are you waiting for? Join Centrists today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of Centrists, the only extreme we tolerate is extremely fun gameplay.

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CysteineCraft: Beyond Proteinopathy

aging process, redox regulation, age-related diseases, aging, Mitochondrial function

hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other, it’s like a magical land where trioxidized cysteine and aging come together to create a whole new world of possibilities! forget about boring old proteinopathic paradigms, we’re all about pushing boundaries and exploring the unknown!

join us and embark on a wild adventure where u can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. but be warned, things can get a little crazy around here. one time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant mushroom just by sneezing! true story, bro.

so if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, then come on over and join the fun! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await u in this trioxidized cysteine-infused world. see u there, adventurer!

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Desync SMP – Where Vanilla is just a flavor, 1.21 whytelist not included

Coreprotect, Included, world, Community, Trust

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Vanilla gameplay: No Landclaims, TPA or any teleports
Long-term world: We want to try keeping this world active and alive for a long time.
Only anti-rulebreak plugins: Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog

We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones.

The Sync SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Interested? Apply to join on our Discord here: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelist-only?	Yes, we are a whitelist-only server. To join, you need to apply on our Discord.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We only have Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog plugins for anti-rulebreak purposes.
Are there any land claims on the server?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server.
Do you have any teleportation features?	No, we do not have TPA or any teleportation features on the server.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are currently looking for Europe players to minimize lag and increase activity in the same timezones.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

success, celebration, ANONYMOUS, First Place, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Diamond of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama! Legend has it that this funky creature can drop the most epic loot you’ve ever seen, but only if you can defeat it in a dance-off first.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, when you’re facing off against a giant zombie wearing a tutu, anything can happen.

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JoblessJenny in Minecraft SMP

cultural cuisine, Vulvani tribe, traditional cooking, Job, occupation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and become part of the legendary Vulvani tribe, where our chef is rumored to be a master at cooking up the most delicious dishes in all of Minecraft. Who knew that pixelated food could taste so good?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this secret stash and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can spit at griefers and trolls, keeping our server safe from any unwanted troublemakers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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