MIDA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Battles: Can Minecraft Steal Halo’s Thunder?

action, Adventure, Battles, blocky, bungie, classic, Competitive Gaming, esports, First Person Shooter, Gaming, Gaming Community, Halo, Halos, master chief, microsoft, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, Sci Fi, steal, thunder, video games, Xbox, xbox game pass, Xbox Series X

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of Master Chief hogging all the spotlight? Do you miss the good old days of teabagging your friends in multiplayer matches? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive the glory days of Halo in blocky form! Join us and battle it out with your friends using pixelated weapons and armor, and show them who the true Spartan is! Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamond blocks, you can unlock the secret level where you ride on Warthogs and fight off Creeper-infested Covenant ships! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Halo nostalgia flow through you!

KosherCraft: Where Creepers and Matzah Balls Collide!

AIPAC, Arts, Asians, Balls, BIZARRE, collide, Conspiracy Theory, CREEPERS, culture, ENEMY, ethnic food, fast food, Filipinos, gentiles, Hispanics, irish, ITALIANS, Jewish culture, Jewish lobby, KosherCraft, Matzah, Media, Music, Natives, Race, racism, Religion, talmudic, US culture, US food, US-Jewish racism, ZOG

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and open your eyes to the truth? Look no further! Our server is not just any ordinary server, it’s a place where you can explore the deep secrets of US culture and its Jewish influences.

Join us as we uncover the mysteries of fast food not being real food, and how all “ethnic” food is actually just Jewish culture in disguise. Discover the truth behind racism in the US and how different races are all hailed as “niggers” by the Jewish overlords.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of conspiracy theories and learn about the AIPAC and Jewish lobby’s control over US foreign policy. Race and religion may not be the problem, but Jews definitely are. Once you join our server, you’ll never see the world the same way again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together. And remember, the first step to enlightenment is clicking that “Join Server” button. See you on the other side, my fellow truth-seekers!

Blocky Betrayal: Where Cheating and Cuckolding are Just Part of the Game!

attraction, BETRAYAL, birth control, blocky, Cheating, Commitment, concealed ovulation, Cuckolding, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, fertility, Game, genetic fitness, hormonal contraceptive, Infidelity, marriage satisfaction, MATE SELECTION, parental care, part, Resources, Survival, women’s reproductive strategy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magic Items Found:	2894
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of genetics and attraction are turned upside down for your entertainment!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s desires change based on their fertility levels. Will you be the fit and superior genes that high fertility women desire, or will you provide the stability and resources that low fertility women crave?

But beware, birth control may trick women’s bodies into thinking they’re pregnant, leading to unexpected twists and turns in the game. Who knew that stopping contraceptive use could affect a woman’s satisfaction in marriage based on her husband’s attractiveness?

And let’s not forget about the men with high genetic fitness who may not commit to providing for their children. It’s survival of the fittest in this server, where women’s natural instincts may lead to some unexpected outcomes. Will you be the committed man raising another man’s children, or will you fall victim to the age-old strategy of cuckolding?

Join us on this wild ride of genetic manipulation, attraction games, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows what surprises await you in this crazy Minecraft world!

Blocky Boobies Server

adult content, blocky, body positivity, boobies, breasts, Community, Conversation, discussion, Diversity, empowerment, feminism, Gender norms, Inclusivity, internet culture, NSFW, objectification, Server, Sexuality, Sexualization, social media, taboo, Thread, tits

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated “tits thread” where you can admire all the pixelated boobies your heart desires! Join us for a wild adventure filled with hilarious shenanigans and ridiculous antics. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and get ready for a titillating experience like no other!

CluckCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Sandwiches Drool!

chicken, chicken sandwich, chickens, CluckCraft, comfort food, cuisine, Culinary, culinary traditions, culture, Dining, Dinner, Drool, fast food, Food, global cuisine, international food, local cuisine, lunch, Meal, regional food, rule, sandwich, sandwiches, street food, traditional food

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Animals Bred:	98	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	133	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old chicken sandwiches? Well, on our Minecraft server, we call them “Cluckin’ Good Burgers” because our chickens are so happy and well-fed that their meat is just bursting with flavor! Join our server and taste the most delicious chicken sandwiches you’ve ever had in your virtual life!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground chicken fight club where you can bet on your favorite feathered fighters and watch them duke it out in epic battles for glory and chicken feed prizes!

So come on down to our server and experience the cluckin’ madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate chicken sandwich champion!

PeakCraft: Where even Elira can break 3k peak!

3k peak, achievement, Break, CCV, COMEBACK, Competitive Gaming, determination, Elira, Gaming, Gaming Community, Live streaming, Online Community, peak, peak performance, PeakCraft, perseverance, return stream, Streamer, success, Support, talent, twitch, video games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Elira, the legendary Minecraft streamer who couldn’t even break 3k peak ccv on her return stream. Sad, right? But on our server, you’ll be breaking records left and right! Our server is so lit, even Elira herself would be begging to join. So come on, join us and become a Minecraft superstar in no time!

Viva La Minecraft: A Fallout of New Vegas Fans

Backlash, Community, criticism, Dedication, deserve, Disappointment, Fallout, Fans, Frustration, Gaming, long trail, love, loyalty, Minecraft, new vegas, Passion, Support, Vegas, video games, viva

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crops Grown:	2755	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of wandering the wasteland in search of a good time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through a post-apocalyptic world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only way to survive is by building epic creations.

But beware, the New Vegas fans have taken over and they’re not afraid to show their love for their favorite game. You’ll find yourself dodging deathclaws and battling cazadores as you try to claim your place in this crazy world.

So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing all the way to the creeper-filled bank. Who needs New Vegas when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Crafty Men Paying for Pixels – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!

Cards, Crafty, cultural norms, Femininity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Homosexuality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, observations, Paying, payment methods, Perception, pixels, politically speaking, Server, social commentary, societal constructs, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Ultimate

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in embracing your inner card-swiping, rainbow-loving, fabulous self! Join us and experience a world where the currency is rainbows and the only rule is to pay with your card to unlock your true potential.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns, glitter explosions, and a dance party that never ends. Build your own rainbow castle, ride a sparkly llama into battle, and show off your best card-swiping skills to assert your dominance in this fabulous world.

So come on, darling, don’t be shy! Join our server and let your inner card-paying, rainbow-loving self shine bright like a diamond. Who knew that paying with a card could give off such a fabulous vibe? Let’s make Minecraft sparkle and shine like never before!

Crafty Incels: Building Blocks of Misogyny

beauty standards, blocks, building, Crafty, discrimination, gender dynamics, gender inequality, incel beliefs, incel community, incel culture, incel mindset, incel movement, incel violence, Incels, lower caste, male entitlement, male insecurity, Misogyny, online communities, social outcasts, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Untouchables

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Crops Grown:	6541	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of being treated like a peasant just because you’re not a “Chad”? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the safe haven you’ve been looking for! Join us and escape the cruel world where incels are shamed and ridiculed for simply existing.

On our server, everyone is equal, regardless of their looks or social status. In fact, we encourage incels to join us and thrive in a world where they can finally be themselves without fear of judgment or discrimination.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons without anyone judging you for your appearance. That’s the kind of paradise we offer on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build a world where incels are celebrated for their uniqueness and individuality. Who knows, you might even find love and acceptance in the most unexpected places. Join now and let’s create a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what they look like.

HappyCraft: Where even the creepers are smiling!

animation, confusion, controversy, creativity, CREEPERS, filmmaker, gossip, Happy, HappyCraft, inspiration, interviews, joy, Media, misquoted, misunderstanding, Miyazaki, movies, positivity, quotes, Rumors, smiling, speculation, studio ghibli

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	185	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	1000
Dimension Hops:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of flying cows, or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud while being chased by a pack of angry creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Miyazaki himself plays on our server and has built a secret castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us and see if you can find his hidden treasure before the Ender Dragon swoops in and steals it all!

And as for Miyazaki getting misquoted, well, let’s just say that he’s been spending too much time in the Nether and the voices of the ghasts have been playing tricks on his mind. But hey, who needs accurate quotes when you have a server this crazy and fun?