| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5043 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5918 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 213 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 234 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 3866 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8432 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3262 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3353 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8936 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 100 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2709 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 208 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1376 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4237 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4523 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 57 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
