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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 967 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7081 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
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But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.
