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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9479 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.
In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!
So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.
Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!
