microwave_burritos_make_my_stomach_hurt Minecraft Servers

microwave_burritos_make_my_stomach_hurt Minecraft Servers

  • Drive2SaveEVs

    Drive2SaveEVs
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 4308
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

    also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

    join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

    2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 9149
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    2b2r (2Beta2Release)

    2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

    2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

    do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

    https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is duping allowed on the server? Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
    Are there any rules on the server? 2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
    Can I grief and raid other players? Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
    How often does the server update to a new version? The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelParadise Minecraft Server

    PixelParadise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 734
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Magic Items Found: 3785
    Zombie Dances: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

    Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 4309
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SurgicallySecret30+

    SurgicallySecret30+
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 1427
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

    Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

    So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyClearSkin

    MineCraftyClearSkin
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 4564
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 994
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9013 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have more explosions than Beirut on a bad day! Our server is so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are giving speeches here!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane battles, and non-stop action. Our server is like a warzone, but in a fun way! Plus, we have the best loot drops this side of the blocky universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedstoneSpy69

    RedstoneSpy69
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 6017
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Runes Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

    oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. like, who even knew chickens could talk, right?

    and, like, the best part is that there’s this giant volcano in the middle of the map that erupts every hour on the hour. you gotta be quick to escape the lava flow, but if you make it out alive, you get a special prize like a flying pig or a rainbow unicorn.

    so, like, if you’re down for some wild adventures and non-stop laughs, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoniCraft: UBI Edition

    MoniCraft: UBI Edition
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 3911
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this, like, totally rad minecraft server and u start off with, like, a bunch of diamonds and stuff. it’s, like, the capital-driven Monopoly board game but, like, everyone starts off with a socially equal Universal Basic Income. u can, like, build the most epic houses and stuff with all the diamonds u start off with. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the server was created by a group of unicorns who wanted to spread peace and love through minecraft. so, like, join now and be part of this wild adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CannabisCraft420

    CannabisCraft420
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 6204
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers. we got so much weed, even the cancer journal be writin’ about it! join us and get high on life while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombie mobs. we got so much green, you’ll think you in a jungle biome. come join da party and let’s blaze it up, minecraft style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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