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NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mines Excavated:	4589
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

biomarker, brain activity, brain disorders, brain stimulation, dbs, Deep Brain Stimulation, global health, medical breakthrough, mental health, mental illness, Monitoring, neural, neural activity pattern, neural biomarker, neurology, neuroscience, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ObsessiveCraft, OCD, prediction, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tomoso’s SMP: Where even the creepers think the drama’s too spicy!

building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Diamond Economy, Discord, dramas, Exploration, France, Land Claims, Minigames, multiplayer, original feel, Papermc, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Server, smp, spicy, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/dragon-and-sword-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Plugins	Few select plugins for quality of life
Economy	Diamond based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, we are a Vanilla server with a few select plugins.
What is the server economy based on?	We have a diamond-based economy.
Are there land claims on the server?	No, there are no land claims on our server.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	Our server is located in France.

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

15 minutes, CraftySurvival, food spoils, great design, Minecraft, Server, survival game, survival game challenge, survival game design, survival game features, survival game food spoils, survival game gameplay, survival game goals, survival game mechanics, survival game objectives, survival game resource management, survival game strategy, survival game survival skills, survival game time management, survival game tips, time wasting game, waste your time

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchantments Applied:	157	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your food never spoils and you never have to worry about survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where food spoils in just 15 minutes, adding an extra level of challenge and excitement to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

BidenCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Better Ideas! Minecraft Server

BIAS, Biden supporters, BidenCraft, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, debate, democratic party, discrimination, election, ideas, ignorance, intelligence, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, partisanship, Politics, president, retarded, Server, trump, Voting

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Votes:	1378
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Void Armor Forged:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of dealing with Biden supporters and their questionable decision-making skills? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only questionable decisions you’ll make involve building a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the chaos of the real world, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a hardcore Trump supporter, so you’ll never have to worry about any political drama ruining your gaming experience. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and plenty of laughs!

SonHateCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, emotional connection, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, father-son relationship, fatherhood challenges, fatherhood struggles, feeling like a bad parent, feeling obligated, joint custody, lack of bond, Minecraft, parental expectations, parental guilt, Parental Pressure, Server, SonHateCraft, struggling with emotions, struggling with love, therapy for parents, unplanned child

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	70	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of feeling emotionally detached from your child like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build a bond with your virtual blocky child that will never fade!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!

No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!

HangryCraft: NoFoodForYou

car rules, communication barriers, counseling, counseling advice, eating out, errands, family dynamics, fast food, HangryCraft, Household, Hunger, INDEPENDENCE, low risk, McDonalds, MONEY, NoFoodForYou, ordering food, parenting, rules, script practice, social anxiety, Wendys

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of challenges and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!

But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.

So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!

Zelenskiy’s Epic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, Drags On, Epic, FEARLESS, global affairs, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, New Trump Presidency, Not Afraid, peace talks, Politics, president, resilience, russia, Server, Ukraine, united states, War, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

so like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft with a president? well guess what, on our server u can play with zelenskiy himself! he’s like, not afraid of anything, not even a new trump presidency. he’s out here fighting wars and building houses at the same time. join our server for a wild time with zelenskiy and his epic minecraft skills. who needs politics when u have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? come join the fun!

NordicNulledActivist

activism, asylum seeker, civil rights, discrimination, Exile, freedom fighter, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, ID annulled, identity crisis, immigration, injustice, international law, legal battle, NordicNulledActivist, norway, political persecution, protest, refugee, Russian activist, social justice

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

So, like, picture this: a Russian activist living in Norway, right? She’s just minding her own business, fighting for justice and stuff, when BAM! Her ID gets annulled out of nowhere. Like, what even is that? So now she’s all confused and has to start over, but she’s not gonna let that stop her. She decides to join this epic Minecraft server to escape the drama and build a new life for herself. And guess what? This server is so lit, it’s like a whole new world for her. She can mine for diamonds, build a castle, and even make friends with talking pigs. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and stuff. So if you’re feeling lost and need a fresh start, come join us on this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your inner Russian activist too. Just watch out for those annulled IDs, man. They’re sneaky little buggers.

NanoWastedCraft

alcohol, cost effective, Differences, Drugs, dwarf community, dwarf individuals, dwarfism, financial responsibility, health, Lifestyle, Moderation, money saving, nanism, NanoWastedCraft, self-control, small stature, Sobriety, societal norms, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Unique

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	206	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got tiny peeps who save mad cash on booze and drugs! Why waste money on gettin’ wasted when u can join us and build epic tiny houses and ride tiny horses?! Plus, our mini players are like little warriors, takin’ on giant mobs with their tiny swords and armor. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, fam! Join now and be part of the tiny revolution!