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CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Are More Popular Than People in India

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Items Found:	3598	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more players than the entire population of India! Our server is so popular, even the ghosts of ancient civilizations come to play.

Join us for a wild ride through rich cultures and histories, where you can build your own Taj Mahal or explore the Great Wall of China. Who needs miHoYo when you can have epic adventures in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be careful not to anger the ancient spirits lurking in the shadows… they’re not too fond of griefers!

TaxCraft: Where the only thing more painful than mining diamonds is paying taxes!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3332
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	2891
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Are you tired of boring tax season? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can avoid all those pesky tax deadlines by building your own virtual world instead.

Our server is so fun, even the IRS building couldn’t handle it and had to close unexpectedly! That’s right, we’re so wild that even the tax man couldn’t handle the excitement.

Join now for a tax-free zone where the only thing you’ll be paying is in diamonds and gold. Who needs taxes when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join today for a truly explosive experience!

Monkey Mindcraft Madness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is so lively, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and get lost in the virtual world of blocky fun.

And if you’re feeling down or contemplating the meaning of life, don’t worry – our server is the perfect distraction to keep those existential thoughts at bay. With so much chaos and laughter, you’ll be too busy having a blast to even think about offing yourself.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new purpose in life – like building the biggest, most ridiculous structure in Minecraft history!

The Anonymous Minecart Co.

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and hilarious antics.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the treasures within.

3. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by explosive sheep. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with players frantically dodging sheep bombs while trying to knock each other into the fiery depths.

4. The Nether on our server is a wild and crazy place, filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and lava waterfalls. It’s like a twisted carnival of chaos that will leave you laughing and screaming in equal measure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous llamas – they may look cute, but they’re always plotting something devious!

UNESCO’s Next Top City: Where Creeper Explosions are Considered Cultural Heritage

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a Jewish burial house that UNESCO is dying to put on the world heritage list! Forget about castles and cathedrals, we’ve got a tiny burial house that’s only 110 years old but packs a punch in historical significance. Rumor has it that the ghosts of Jewish ancestors roam the halls, ready to guide you on epic quests and adventures. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server run by Jews? Join now and experience the magic of our not-so-ancient burial house!

Fubuki’s Funhouse – Come get lost in the virtual world of Shirakami Fubuki! #blessedbyFubuki

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place to be! Join us and experience the madness of (^・ω・^§)ﾉおはこぉーんPrevious: >>73286222 >YT Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdn5BQ06XqgXoAxIhbqw5Rg>Twitterhttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/fxtUBRvb>Do your reps!https://pastebin.com/pwVJh73t>Shirakami ZOIDhttps://store.hakabanogarou.jp/view/item/000000014839>Shirakami Fubuki “Comfy Fox Inn” ASMR Voice PackBuy: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/comfyfoxinn_asmrvoiceTranslation: https://pastebin.com/uUJw7Fzh>6th Anniversary Flower Stand Projecthttps://www.sakaseru.jp/mina/event/5eea69a9c0abf2b2375ab0101985101e! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Americans: Mario RPGs Madness Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Animals Bred:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2877	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14

Are you tired of playing boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we celebrate Nintendo’s epic fails like Sticker Star, Color Splash, and Origami King!

Why join, you ask? Because we have a secret level where you can battle giant paper monsters and rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of evil origami! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special power-up that turns you into a sticker and lets you stick to walls like Spider-Man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Nintendo’s biggest flops in a way you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Blocky Bros: The Patriarchal Paradise

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	921657	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Towns Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flip the script on gender roles and have a blast doing it! Join us as we explore a world where women rule the roost and men are just here to serve as eye candy. That’s right, on our server, women hold all the power and men are just here to show off how good they are at attracting the ladies.

Forget about traditionalism or feminism, on our server, it’s all about women living lives of luxury while men do all the hard work. We’ve got third world boys mining away to create makeup products for our female players to use – talk about dedication! And don’t even get us started on the atrocities committed against men for not meeting hyper-narrow standards of masculinity. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the patriarchy is turned on its head and women reign supreme, come on down and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself living a life of luxury while the men do all the heavy lifting. See you in the game!

Crafty Endwalker: Final Fantasy XIV Server – Where Pixels and Potions Collide!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4082	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Bacon Forest where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YellowFeverCraft: The Only Cure is More Blocks!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of dealing with hyperfeminine Asian women who just don’t appreciate your height and ethnicity? Do white women just not do it for you either? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where height and ethnicity don’t matter at all! Plus, our community is full of players who totally get where you’re coming from and will support you in your quest for virtual love and acceptance. So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after!