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BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid

Baltic states, BalticCraft, baltics, count down, Days, Energy Cooperation, energy diversification, energy independence, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, Energy Transition, Escape, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, Grid, Infrastructure, LEAVING, political tensions, power grid, renewable energy, Russian, Russian energy grid, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	7204	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.

DubaiCraft: Russian Shadow Fleet

#covert operations, Black Market, DUBAI, Dubai companies, DubaiCraft, Fleet, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, investigation, Maritime, money laundering, offshore companies, ownership, russia, Russian, Russian shadow fleet, sanctions, Shadow, shadow economy, shipping, suspicious, Vessels, YLE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Emeralds Found:	4614	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Love Letters Sent:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz guess what? We got more than 50 Russian shadow fleet vessels belongin’ to Dubai companies! Like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite?

So, like, picture this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re surrounded by these epic ships, sailin’ around and causin’ chaos. You can hop on board and pretend you’re a pirate or somethin’. Arrr, matey!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that these ships are actually haunted by ghost pirates who will challenge you to duels and stuff. It’s like a real-life Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but in Minecraft form. How insane is that?

So, like, if you wanna experience the thrill of sailin’ the high seas and battle ghost pirates, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Eternal Void Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Anons, Body, coping, dead dads, delicate, distrust, emotional pain, ETERNAL, family, Father, fragile life, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, Miracle, mourning, Realms, relationships, vitality, Void, yearning

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Towns Built:	4	Crops Grown:	6909
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Alien Abductions:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Join our Minecraft server for an unforgettable experience!

Are you dealing with daddy issues? Well, our server is the perfect place for you!

Just like life, our server is fragile and full of surprises.

Experience the delicate balance of building and surviving in a world where trust is a luxury.

Join now and let your distrust in reality guide you through our virtual realm.

Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

Mineflix & Chill

Beloved, childhood favorite, Chill, classic, comfort film, comfort movie, Cozy, escapism, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, go to, guilty pleasure, Mineflix, movie marathon, movie night, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, rewatched, stress relief, Timeless

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ores Mined:	1124	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Are you tired of rewatching the same old movies over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comfort movie for your gaming soul! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave – just like that one movie you can’t stop watching. So come on down and join us for a cinematic experience like no other!

Sugary Saturated Impulse Craft

added sugar, adolescent rats, adult behavior, brain development, Cognitive control, cognitive function, Craft, Decision making, diet, dietary habits, health, high-fat diet, human development, impulse, impulsiveness, impulsivity, motor tasks, nutrition, obesity, poor self-control, researchers, saturated, saturated fats, sugary

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Potions Brewed:	159
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE A RAT WITH BAD DECISION MAKIN SKILLS! WE FEED U HIGH-FAT DIET SO U CAN BE IMPULSIVE AND HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL! U CAN BE LIKE A TEENAGE RAT AND MAKE DUMB CHOICES! COME JOIN US AND SEE HOW UR BRAIN DEVELOPS INTO A MUSHY MESS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTRATS #BADDECISIONS

THE WORST SERVER IN MINECRAFT Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, BUILD, Capture, Cheats, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, destroy, DISLIKEMS, donation items, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friendly, game modes, Grief, Griefersky, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Mini Games, Naruto, No Lags, No Registration, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, sky pvp, Smartphone, Survival, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Weak PCs, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, worst server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2029	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to the DISLIKEMS server!

IP: dis.likemc.top | Store: a4craft.store

Supported versions:

1.8.X – 1.21.X

Recommended version: 1.19.4

What awaits you:

Survival – survive and build your world

Griefersky – destroy and capture

Sky PVP – fight on the clouds!

Why DISLIKES?

Unique plugins created just for us

Interactive smartphone with mini-games

Warm and friendly community

No lags even on weak PCs

Huge selection of game modes

Free donation items for all players

High online – there is always someone to play with!

Our server is not just a game. This is a community where everyone will find their place. Join and become part of DISLIKEMS!

dis.likemc.top

Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, BEJITA, dirty talk, Domination, face sitting, fart domination, fart fantasy, fart fetish, fart on my face, fart queen, fart slave, fart worship, FARTING, fetish, gas mask, Humiliation, Isles, Kinky, mystic, Realm, role-play, Smothering, submissive, taboo

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	3743	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your face!

I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? It’s like a disco party in a cave filled with creepers and chickens wearing top hats!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at midnight. It’s like watching a bunch of deranged pandas fight over a slice of pizza – pure chaos and pure entertainment!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again, baby!

CountrysideCraft

Adventure, beauty, best, Countries, countryside, countryside destinations, countryside escapes, countryside views, CountrysideCraft, Exploration, landscapes, natural beauty., Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, picturesque, Rural, Scenic, Serene, Tranquil, travel

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic country-side you’ve ever seen! We’ve got rolling hills, lush forests, and even a secret unicorn sanctuary hidden deep in the woods. Join our server and experience the beauty of virtual nature like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a top-secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of diamonds so big, you’ll need a wheelbarrow to carry them all.

So, if you’re looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of magic, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into? Join now and start your epic journey through the best country-side in Minecraft!

MaxPressureCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, envoy, foreign relations, global security, international affairs, iran, maximum pressure, MaxPressureCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military tensions, negotiations, nuclear deal, Politics, sanctions, trump, Ukraine, united nations, united states, world leaders

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Towns Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and, like, the most epic builds ever. like, one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken that was, like, terrorizing the land. and, like, we totally defeated it with our mad skills and teamwork.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all our treasure and, like, rare items. it’s, like, a maze down there, dude. you gotta be super smart to find your way around.

oh, and, like, did i mention we have flying pigs on this server? yeah, dude. you can ride them and, like, fly around the map. it’s totally insane.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing ever.

ToiletCraft – Premium Potty Play

bathroom, corrosion resistant, design, desirable, Durable, Elegant, elevated products, Fixtures, high end, Home decor, hygienic, Industrial, long-lasting, luxury, MODERN, Play, potty, Premium, premium material, Shiny, Sleek, stainless steel, ToiletCraft, toilets

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Animals Bred:	121
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

lol u know what else is premium? our minecraft server, bro. we got all the stainless steel toilets u could ever dream of. but wait, there’s more. our server is so lit, the creepers are afraid to explode. we got diamond armor for days and the pigs ride around in lamborghinis. join us if u wanna experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand. come join the fun, u won’t regret it.