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TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crops Grown:	3178
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Emeralds Found:	2518	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6005
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Farms Harvested:	688
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Mines Excavated:	3147	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Votes:	9405
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!