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ExFanShitShow Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4342	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by ex-fans who make videos shitting on you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual empire! Elira thought she could escape the haters, but little did she know, our server is the ultimate safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Elira’s ex-fans green with envy! So why wait? Join now and leave the haters behind in the dust!

Trampolime Minecraft Server

backyard, compromise, Eviction, Eviction Notice, exception, family, Firepits, Good Tenants, Kid, Kiddie Pools, lease agreement, Liability, Liability Concerns, Minecraft, neurodivergent, pools, rental property, Server, three, Trampolime, trampoline, WIBTA

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Towns Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trampoline in a no-trampoline zone? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most well-behaved tenants would get evicted for not following the rules! Join us for a trampoline-free experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (but not bouncing on it, because trampolines are a no-go)! Who needs compromise when you can have chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our rule-breaking world!

LoserCraft FunZone

Apology, Asshole, Confrontation, dinner party, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, friend group, FunZone, Heartless, lashing out, leech, Loser, LoserCraft, mean, MONEY, out of line, rap career, reality check, small company, split opinion, toilet cleaner

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	153
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your leech-like friends behind, especially that one guy who thinks he’s a rap superstar but can’t even bring chips to a party.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even start your own toilet cleaning business (just kidding, please don’t do that). We promise there will be no 3AM calls asking for rides from the bar, only friendly players looking to have a good time.

So come join us and let’s leave the drama at the dinner table where it belongs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who doesn’t mooch off you for their “music career”. See you in the game!

ShrinkingFriendz Minecraft Server

acquaintances, adulting, aging, busy schedules, changing priorities, close friends, Companionship, emotional bonds, FRIENDSHIPS, growing apart, Life Changes, Loneliness, maintaining friendships, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, Server, ShrinkingFriendz, social circles, Social Connections, social dynamics, socializing, support system

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2741
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of your friends growing up and leaving you behind in the digital world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about losing friends again! Our server is like a magical time machine that keeps everyone forever young and connected through the power of blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your circle of friends shrinking again. In fact, on our server, your circle of friends will only grow bigger and more hilarious as you embark on crazy quests, build epic structures, and battle mythical creatures together. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual world of pals to play with?

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to shrinking friend circles and hello to a never-ending party of fun and laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockBusterInjury

accident, accident recovery, BlockBusterInjury, broken bones, car accident injury, emergency room visit, Healthcare, hospitalization, Injury prevention, injury rehabilitation, injury treatment, medical emergency, muscle strain, pain management, personal injury, physical therapy, Recovery, sports injury, Trauma, work injury, worst injury

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid creepers while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Unless, of course, you want it to for some adrenaline-pumping action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes while exploring the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

BoomCraft: RussianSpyGoneWrong

#intelligence agency, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, car bombing, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, explosion, injured, investigation, Military, military intelligence, Moscow, News, OFFICER, russia, RussianSpyGoneWrong, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, world affairs

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Endless Night Skies:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can be a military intelligence officer from Russia who got injured in a car bombing. But don’t worry, in this server, you can still kick butt and take names while building epic bases and fighting off creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of espionage. So come on, comrade, join the fun and show everyone that even a car bombing can’t keep you down in this crazy Minecraft world!

OrgansRUsCraft

animal anatomy, animal awareness, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal eating habits, animal health, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal sleep, animal survival, Animals, biology, Eating, Instincts, internal organs, Organs, OrgansRUsCraft, physiology, Sleeping, Survival, wildlife

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

yo, so like, have you ever wondered what animals are thinking? well, on this server, animals are straight up clueless about their own bodies! they have no idea they have organs inside them or why they need to eat and sleep to survive. it’s like a reality show but in Minecraft! join now to witness the hilarious confusion of our animal friends as they navigate through life without a clue. plus, you can build epic structures and battle other players in epic PvP battles. come join the fun and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into on this wild server!

IntermittentFastingFail41

calories, comparison, control group, findings, health, intermittent fasting, IntermittentFastingFail41, lack of weight loss, macronutrients, n=41, nutrition, Obese adults, obesity, overweight adults, participants, randomized trial, research, Results, similar diets, study, weight loss

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.

Sanctuary Craft

Adventure, Challenges, citizen, Community, decorative heads, epic builds, friendship, Fun, Jobs, laid back, Marriage, Mayor, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Saddle crafting, Sanctuarycraft, Survival, THRIVING, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	3061
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3452
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to Sanctuarycraft, the ultimate laid-back Minecraft Towny server where relaxation meets adventure! Whether you’re aiming to become a powerful mayor and lead your own town or prefer to be a vital citizen contributing to a thriving community, we have something for everyone. Our diverse range of plugins includes Towny, a Saddle crafting plugin, McMMO, Jobs, the ability to get married in-game, and decorative heads to spruce up and take your epic builds to the next level. Dive into a world where you can conquer challenges, build friendships, and have endless fun. Join us at Sanctuarycraft and create your own sanctuary in the vast world of Minecraft!

play.sanctuarycraft.us

Mining and Diplomacy in Minecraft: A Server Bizarrely Full of Politics, Towns, and Gold

1:500, Bizarrely, building, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Dungeons, Earth Map, Economy, full, Geopolitics, GOLD, Gold Economy, Minecraft, Mining, Nations, non-p2w, Player Base, Politics, rare items, Real Life Events, Server, smp, society, Staff Team, Survival, Towns, Towny, Unique Tools

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	diplomaticamc.com
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/jrEwRXrqrM
Version	1.20.4+

If you are looking for the best towny experience, we have you covered on DiplomaticaMC!

Diplomatica is a survival Minecraft server featuring a custom earth map. On this server, any real life event can occur. Engage in geopolitics, form alliances, build your dream city, or reach to the top! The creation of nations and society in Minecraft itself is up to your hands.

The server features map in which every block will count for 450 meters in real life. The economy runs on the gold ingot standard, and is used to create towns and countries via Towny! There is no upkeep, which means you won’t have to grind every day just to keep your stuff up.

(COMING SOON!)Explore custom staff-built dungeons regularly updated/implemented and changed to provide a different experience each time! These dungeons are populated with designed mobs that can give players rare items and unique tools to help them brave the world or sell to other players!

With a devoted staff team and player base, the towny fun will never end. Players can support the server by purchasing rank subscriptions in our server store by doing /premium. Prices are cheap, and non-P2W.

On our discord server, we have a Discord to Minecraft channel where you are able to stay updated with what’s going on in-game. Our rules, information, and announcements are all in there, so if you’re interested in joining, please also join our discord server. All are welcome!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect using the server IP: diplomaticamc.com
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, prices for rank subscriptions are cheap and non-P2W.
Are there any rules I should be aware of?	Yes, please check the rules section on our discord server for all the important information.