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TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Star Shards Collected:	64	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Votes:	6743

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

ADA, awful quests, bad thing, Character customization, clunky controls, content spread thin, cum rain, Disappointment, DLC CONTENT, Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Smegma 2, DROPS, E-Celebs, e-celebs defend, empty world, enemies, enemy variety, Evil, Great, Gunplay, Haters, hit faster, hit harder, HITBOXES, improved, inertia, layered armor, menu mid combat, Mercenaries, mixed review, mtx outrage, no camp, old content, pawn AI, post game, realistic movement, remake, Resident, Resident Evil 4 Remake, serious, shills, shitposting, skeptical, Snoy moviegames, stagger, suitcase, swap weapons, Synthetic Man, Tlou, Trannybcat, vocations, ZombieCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	91	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	116631	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Crops Grown:	9534	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7475
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	9321
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magic Items Found:	1497
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up. Our community is made up of the friendliest players you’ll ever meet, who will shower you with gifts and compliments as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cute Tao, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can catch Cute Tao, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

Adulthood, career paths, economic challenges, FCKED, Financial Stability, Frustration, Full time work, Fun, Future, generational divide, growing up, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, Living at home, madness, MAYHEM, Millennials, Minecraft, parental support, school friends, society, Starting families, Struggle, unemployment

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of adult babies who still live with their parents? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those losers behind in their childhood bedrooms. On our server, you can build your own virtual empire, start a family of pixelated pigs, and live out your wildest dreams without ever having to worry about real-life responsibilities. So say goodbye to the mama’s boys and daddy’s girls, and come join us for some epic adventures in the world of blocks and creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your old high school classmates whine about their rent-free living arrangements.