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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6789 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
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