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CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Assessment, BELIEF, consideration, contemplation, CraftyCreeperGang, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, idea.., Impression, judgment, Minecraft, Musings, opinion, perspective, reaction, Reflection, response, sentiment, smp, Thoughts, Viewpoint

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous parkour challenges on floating islands made of cheese, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world (or at least the server)! Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Vape-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

aunt, Bash, BDay, big families, Birthday Party, Catering, complaining, cousin, family, first birthday, Friends, kicked out, Minecraft, no vape rule, out of state, overreaction, photographer, Server, Son, stress, teenagers, Upset, VapeFree, Vapes, Venue

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Dragon Eggs Found:	3695

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join us for epic adventures and crazy parties that will make your 1st birthday bash look like a snooze fest.

We’ve got a ban on vapes too, but not because they ruin photos – they just make the creepers jealous of the sick clouds. And if you complain about our rules, you might just get kicked out like poor cousin Sam. But hey, at least she didn’t have to worry about pockets in her dress!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that’s way more entertaining than Aunt Karen’s latest gossip. Join us now and let the fun begin!

MommyNameDramaCraft

baby names, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family members, family pressure, family tastes, family traditions, Grandparents, long held tradition, MommyNameDramaCraft, naming babies, naming ceremony, naming tradition, naming traditions, traditional names, uncommon names, unusual names

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Farms Harvested:	610	Holy Grails Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	257	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this OP’s mom, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a naming ceremony where you can choose the most outrageous names for your builds. Forget tradition, forget expectations – on our server, anything goes! Plus, if you ever need to shut down any haters, just remember to channel your inner OP and tell them to shut up! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post.

BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Potions Brewed:	147	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	132	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9890	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?