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Nope Not Minecraft SMP Opinions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	4825
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown up and everyone has to rebuild from scratch, and “Zombie Apocalypse Wednesdays” where the admins spawn in hordes of zombies and you have to survive the night.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon made of cheese while wearing a suit made of armor made of armor? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Emeralds Found:	1369
Star Shards Collected:	265	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

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Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4704	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Items Found:	4628
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!