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CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Crops Grown:	4847	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Void Gems Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Farms Harvested:	100
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2561
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Potions Brewed:	90	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	89	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Divine Spears Created:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4404	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	214
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8724	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5549

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Rule-Breaking Ninja Minecraft Server: Japan Edition

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	3300
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of following all the boring rules in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can break all the rules you want without any consequences! Want to ride a pig through the town square? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? No problem!

Our server is the perfect place to let your inner rebel shine. Forget about manners and etiquette, embrace the chaos and have a blast causing mayhem wherever you go. The more outrageous, the better!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s show those gooks in Japan what true rule-breaking looks like! It’s gonna be a riot – literally!

Crafty McCraftface: Where decisions are as easy as pie!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties (they’ve got some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons too).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers!

Crafty McCraftface – Noobs Welcome!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Void Gems Collected:	31
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience world wars between two branches of Freemasonry! Join us as Russia, Iran, and China battle it out as the Communist branch against the Zionist West, who are the Nazi branch. But wait, there’s a twist – the top level of the Iranian government are actually Yahoodis (Jews) pretending to be enemies of Israel while secretly being Bibi Netanyahu’s biggest fans!

Come witness the epic showdowns and crazy alliances unfold as the Yahoodi Freemasons in Iran play both sides to save their own skin. And don’t forget about the wild conspiracy theories – like how every time a military hero like Qasem Soleimani is taken out, it’s all part of a master plan to protect Israel and throw a lifeline to Bibi.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos, drama, and absurdity of our Minecraft world wars! Who knows what insane stories and outrageous reasons to join you’ll encounter next.