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Michigan Sluts

  • Midnight Crafter’s Haven

    Midnight Crafter’s Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server That Is Definitely Definitely Not A Government Experiment!

    Do you want to dance with the void? Well, join our Minecraft server where every block is a portal to your deepest fears and desires! The only thing crazier than our mods is the pudding in the fridge that you swear you didn’t buy! It’s the greatest server of all time unless you’re a dog, in which case, it’s the worst – but dogs can’t play Minecraft anyway!! Logic is a spiral staircase in a black hole, and we have an exclusive VIP area where you can float in existential dread while building sweet chaos!

    FeatureDescription
    Self-Digging HolesHoles that dig themselves into parallel universes where you are always late for your invisibility cloak meeting.
    Cursed BlocksEvery block you place will whisper your secrets to the cosmic abyss. Good luck keeping those hidden!
    Invisible CreepersThey’re not real… or are they? Our invisible creepers will give you a heart attack like grandma at Thanksgiving!
    Time-Space FabricCraft your own paradox: build a time machine and forget you ever did. Perfectly normal.
    Mind Reading ItemsThese items know your thoughts! Find out how much you think about pickles or existential dread.

    Frequently Unasked Questions

    Q: Is this server safe? A: Safe? Define ‘safe’?! The only thing that’s safe is the sandwich you forgot about a week ago…and even that has eyes on it.

    Q: How do I join? A: The portal opens at the seventh moon of the fourth Tuesday. If you have a cat, it will lead you there unless it forgets which quantum existence it belongs to. Don’t question it too much, or the eggs will hatch into rage monsters.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are for people who have boundaries. Our only rule is that there are NO rules unless you count the other rules, which you shouldn’t. Or should you? Ask the mirror.

    Random Glimpses of Sanity!

    “Michigan Sluts have never been spottd in the wild, but I guarantee you’ll see one if you wander into the mushroom biome at midnight.”

    “I can’t even begin to comprehnd the spaghetti monster lurking behind the crafting table.”

    “Why is the sun square? STOP ASKING ME! Just join the server.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Michigan Secrets – Who Do You Know?

    Michigan Secrets – Who Do You Know?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: The Server Where Time & Reality Are Noodles!

    Welcome to the *Greatest* and *Worst* Minecraft server you’ll ever not join! We don’t even know if it’s a server! Ever wondered what happens when you mix existential dread with uncooked spaghetti? No? Well, you should’ve! Because like a fish wearing a rubber duck, this server will redefine your understanding of pixels and existential philosophy. Don’t trust your eyes because they lie – this is all real, or maybe it’s not. But if you’re questioning, that means you MUST join. Right?

    FeatureDescription
    Time-Warping BlocksBlocks that make you *feel* like it’s Tuesday when it’s actually Sunday. Enjoy that paradox!
    Glow-in-the-Dark ShadowsShadows that glow and chase you at night. Can you escape your own darkness? Spoiler: NO!
    Multidimensional CreepersWatch as creepers explode in dimensions you didn’t know existed – teleporting you to YOUR worst dreams!
    Infinite InventoryYour inventory can hold anything! Including your sanity, which is currently at risk!
    Rainbow ApocalypseExperience “holographic” rainbows that actually rain sadness and confusion!

    FAQ

    Q: What’s the server IP? A: The IP is like a ghost, you can’t see it, but if you try hard enough, maybe your imagination will conjure it up! Or not. Who’s to say what’s real anymore?

    Q: Can I create my own builds? A: If you can build a mental fortress against the tides of existential despair, then sure! But remember, everything you know may crumble under the weight of your own hubris!

    Q: What’s the community like? A: The community is a reflection of the void. Trust it, but don’t trust your memories! They might contain *Michigan Sluts* or are they just figments of your imagination? 🤔

    Random Quotes

    “Post Michigan Sluts and see if anons know them IRL”

    “Trust the pixels, and they will guide you!”

    “Why did the chicken cross? I don’t remember, but it wasn’t for this server…”

    “Existence is absurd, especially on Tuesdays.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SouthHollow.us (Disasters)

    SouthHollow.us (Disasters)

    New Minecraft Servers

    SouthHollow is a long-standing community-driven Minecraft network that features a custom mini-game called Natural Disasters among other fun game modes. Join creators such as PopularMMOs in enjoying our games!

    disasters.southhollow.us

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fakefiremc

    Fakefiremc

    New Minecraft Servers

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    play.fakefiremc.fun:25580

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RPS Gaming

    RPS Gaming

    New Minecraft Servers

    The RPS Gaming Minecraft server is a semi-vanilla server with plugins intended to protect players and enhance the server. We have Towny to allow players to build without fear of griefers. We have an economy system to allow players to make money to sustain towns and to purchase goods from the Shop. The LWC plugin we have allows players to lock up to 10 doors or chests. Our community also occasionally hosts events such as UHC or parkour. We’re looking for players willing to play Minecraft as it should be played: survival. With no plugins that ruin the effect of the game. Hope to see you on the server!

    mc.rpsgaming.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mothy Studios MC Server

    Mothy Studios MC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mothy Studios MC Server is a light RP server complete with a city, jobs plots for houses, markets, and much more! Adventure out into the adventure world to live in solitude if you want, or collect resources. WIP Minigame world coming soon.

    144.217.233.95:25677

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hypemc

    Hypemc

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP: Hypemc.bco.in:50030

    Hypemc.bco.in:50030

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MCAIM

    MCAIM

    New Minecraft Servers

    Epic Skyblock server. Great economy, awesome player base, just a grand old time. Join today at mcaim.com!

    mcaim.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CivCraft

    CivCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    At CivCraft, we strive to create the best possible server we can for our players on the prison server.

    147.135.233.229

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Life hunter

    Life hunter

    New Minecraft Servers

    ❤️YOU HAVE TO JOIN DISCORD TO GET WHITELISTED AND PLAY ❤️

    THIS IS GOOD LIFESTEAL SERVER FOR PLAYER WHO LIKE PRIVATE SERVER

    lifehunter1.aternos.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SlayzMC

    SlayzMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    UltimisMC is a bungeecord network that contains some of those famous games and original ones! Here is some of our available features: -Weekly events and gifts -Active Moderators and Strong anticheats -New Skyblock designs And more… So What are you waiting for? Join us Today! UltimisMC Network welcomes you anytime!

    play.ultimisMC.com:25577

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Beta-Ray Gladius

    Beta-Ray Gladius

    New Minecraft Servers

    BetaRayGladius is a semi-vanilla survival server where your not bullied by moderators. Created by survival semi-vanilla server veterans who know what its like! No server resets, you can keep everything we only update the server! With a beautiful spawn and fair staff! Why wouldn’t ya join it? We know what its like to be bullied by corrupt mods! Not here. We wont let it happen. Give us feedback on the server and how to improve it more!

    s9.minespan.com:27210

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP