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Prankster Patrol Minecraft Server

Apologize.., banging, Behavior, consequences, disruptive, Highschool, Hotel, inappropriate, inconsiderate, loud, Minecraft, mistake, Patrol, prank, prankster, response, Rude, scolding, Server, Sorry., swearing, teenager, tired, unsupervised

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of dealing with unruly high schoolers pranking your hotel room door? Looking for a place where you can swear at kids without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your frustrations on virtual pranksters without any consequences. Build your own virtual hotel room and prank-proof it to keep those pesky teenagers at bay. And if they still bother you, feel free to let out a few choice words – they won’t hear you here!

So come on over and join our server for a hilarious and stress-relieving experience. Just remember, what happens in the virtual world, stays in the virtual world!

DadVibesMC

advice, books, children, Communication, DadVibesMC, education, Empathy, encouragement, family, friendship, generational differences, parenting, personal growth, perspective, PRESSURE, reading, relationships, spy movies, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	695	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old books with realistic plots? Do you want to escape into a world of fantasy and adventure? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than reading a spy novel about a 12-year-old CIA recruit!

Just like how I got Jack’s son, Ed, hooked on reading with a crazy spy academy book, we’ll hook you on our server with our insane quests and challenges. Who needs serious stuff when you can have a blast exploring our virtual world filled with mysteries and surprises?

And if you’re like Jack, who thinks reading silly books is pointless, don’t worry! Our server is all about embracing the ridiculous and having a good time. Plus, we won’t judge you for comparing yourself to your complicated dad who only wanted you to read science books. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being a doctor who secretly loves fantasy novels!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing far-fetched is how much fun you’ll have!

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

1 billion years, BillionYearBash, boundless time, cosmic adventure, Cosmic Journey, endless possibilities, eternal existence, eternal exploration, eternal journey, eternal youth, Eternity, everlasting life, future exploration, IMMORTALITY, infinite experiences, infinite knowledge, long lifespan, Minecraft, never-ending life, smp, time dilation, time travel, timeless existence

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

PixelPeril: NearDeathTales

brush with death, close call, coping with trauma, existential crisis, fear, Gratitude, guardian angel, Life after death., life-changing event, miraculous escape, mortality, Near Death Experience, NearDeathTales, out-of-body experience, PixelPeril, Reflection, second chance, spiritual awakening, Supernatural, Survival, Trauma, unexplained phenomenon.

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Hey there, have you ever had a near-death experience? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll have plenty of opportunities for heart-pounding moments that will make you question your own mortality!

Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).

But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

BRP Teresa Magbanua, China, Chinese coast guard, ChopstickCraft, Diplomatic tension, east asia, Escoda Shoal, foreign relations, intentional ramming, international waters, maritime incident, maritime law, maritime security, military aggression, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incident, PCG, Philippines, Server, South China Sea, territorial dispute, territorial integrity

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3660
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

u know wat else is intentional? the craziness u will experience on our minecraft server! we got chinese coast guard level of intensity up in here, but instead of ramming ships, we ram ur mind with epic builds and non-stop fun!

join us and sail the high seas of minecraft with us, just like BRP Teresa Magbanua sailing in Escoda Shoal! except instead of dodging ramming ships, u will be dodging creepers and zombies!

our server is so lit, it will make u say “PCG” (pretty cool, guys) every time u log on. so come on, don’t be a landlubber, join our server and let the adventure begin!

OlearysSharkTank: DisconnectFail

Australia, Business, controversial, criticism, DisconnectFail, employee rights, entrepreneur, Greed, kevin o’leary, labor laws, Laws, mental health, OlearysSharkTank, opinion, productivity, Protection, Right to Disconnect, shark tank, Technology, work culture, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where kevin o’leary himself will battle you in a virtual shark tank! forget about australia’s silly laws, here you can disconnect from reality and dive into a world of blocks and creepers. kevin will show no mercy as he hunts you down in the depths of the ocean, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! protect yourself from the greed of the real world and join us for some chaotic minecraft madness. who knew a billionaire could be so entertaining? come on in and see for yourself!

Melio: Where we trust you won’t grief… but let’s be real, we know you will. Good luck surviving!

active members, apply, Builder, Community, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Explorer, Good, Grief, Java 1.21, Lets, Longevity, LUCK, Melio, Minecraft playstyle, real, Reset, shopping district, smp, Survival, Surviving, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist, Wont

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Melios SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
A vanilla experience
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world with longevity in mind
Events

Our philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Melios SMP server?	You can apply through our Discord server by following the link provided above.
Is there any sort of land protection or claiming system?	No, we operate on a trust system among our players.
Are there any plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without additional plugins.
How long has the server been running?	We launched about 4 months ago and have no plans to reset the world.
What kind of economy does the server have?	We use a diamond-based economy with a designated shopping district for transactions.

ToiletTalesMC Server

Andy Street, Baz, brit/pol/, Chagos Islands, dark web, england, flood risk, Freddos, heavy rain, Indian news, labour, Lucy Letby, mauritius, Oasis fans, pensioners, Reform UK, reselling, Server, Starmer, tax war, Telegram, Thunderstorms, TICKETS, TOILET, ToiletTalesMC, Tories

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where Lucy Letby is overwhelmed with Freddos, Oasis fans fight for tickets like it’s the Hunger Games, and Andy Street warns of a 20-year Tory drought due to an obsession with Reform UK.

But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!

RateHimMinecraftSMP

appraisal, Approval, Assessment, consideration, critique, disapproval, estimation, Evaluation, Feedback, Impression, judgment, opinion, perspective, Ranking, Rate, RateHimMinecraftSMP, Rating, review, scoring, Viewpoint

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Sheep” competition where players have to create the most outrageous sheep statue they can think of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most destruction in the most creative way possible.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

SoloTripEssential-MC-SMP

Adventure, adventure gear, essential items for solo trips, exploring alone, long tail tags: solo travel packing essentials, MUST HAVE Items, must-have items for solo travel, packing essentials, packing list, solo adventure, solo journey, solo travel, solo travel gear essentials., solo traveler, SoloTripEssentialMCSMP, travel accessories, travel essentials, travel gear, travel must-haves, travel solo, travel solo tips, travel tips, Wanderlust, wanderlust essentials

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Items Found:	5420	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Forget about packing essentials, on our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who needs a compass when you have a group of players who will lead you in circles just for fun? So ditch the survival guides and come join us for a journey that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget why you even logged on in the first place!