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MonarchyMadness: $60MPayRaise

60MPayRaise, British Monarchy, budget allocation, cost of living crisis, economic crisis, economic disparity, financial inequality, financial news, government spending, king charles, Monarchy, MonarchyMadness, national budget, pay raise, political controversy, public funds, royal family, Royalty, Social Issues, U.K, United Kingdom, wealth gap

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Emeralds Found:	7501
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where King Charles be ballin’ with a $60M pay raise while the U.K. be strugglin’ with a cost of living crisis? 😂 Join this server and live like royalty, build your own castle and flex on all the peasants with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. King Charles be throwin’ parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks, it’s lit AF! So come join the fun and be part of the most epic kingdom in all of Minecraft history. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🎉👑💰 #KingCharles #MinecraftMonarchy #LivingLikeRoyalty

DeafCraft – No Talk, Just Blocks!

accessibility, activities, assistive technology, Barriers, blocks, Challenges, communication barriers, communication difficulties, communication obstacles, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, DeafCraft, Disabilities, disability rights, hearing impairment, hearing loss, INCLUSIVE, language barriers, non verbal, sign language, Social Interaction, Talk

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can do so many things that u will forget how to talk! like, u can ride giant chickens into battle against evil llamas, or build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese! plus, we have a secret underwater city where u can trade with mermaids for rare items like a diamond-encrusted potato! so come on down and join the fun, just be prepared to lose your ability to speak because there are so many activities that prevent deaf people from communicating while they do it!

Mystic-Isles

Factions, Multiplayer Creative Survival Roleplay Skyblock Minigames Economy PvP Adventure Towny Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Prison Bedwars Faction Hardcore Tekkit Bukkit Spigot

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7631
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to Mystic Isles! We are currently only a Factions server, we WILL be adding more game modes in the future.

Versions: 1.10-1.21

play.mysticisles-network.net

Hytitude

activities, cannon speeds, chapter, Community, competitive, competitive factions, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Faction, Factions, factions server, Hardcore, Hytitude, immersive experience, Ip:, Lore, og, OneBlock, Prison, Reset, Server, Skyblock, slower maps, Storyline

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	214
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Hytitude is a factions server aiming to draw the line between competitive and OG factions. Hytitude provides all the great aspects of competitive factors, whilst preserving that community feel that OG faction servers are most known for. Maps are slower, cannon speeds are slower, and the economy is slower, but is offset by an abundance of events and activities that keep the game at a consistent pace. Hytitude is showcased as a story, with each reset presented as its own “chapter” with lore and a storyline that helps enhance the immersive experience.

– Discord: https://discord.gg/QjcbbyVAW5 – IP: play.hytitude.fun

play.hytitude.org

(Java + Bedrock Crossplay) ✅ KeatsCraft SMP ✅ 1.20.2 ✅ McMMO, Lands, Rankups, Fishing, Farming ✅

1.20.2, battlepass, Bedrock Crossplay, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, DROPS, Farming, Fishing, java, KeatsCraft SMP, Lands, MCMMO, Nonpay2win, Pyrofishing, Rankups, smp, Survival, Towny, twitch

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

KeatsCraft SMP 1.20.2

KeatsCraft is a well designed, small 24/7 survival multiplayer server with a close community.

Plugins/Features:McMMOLandsPyroFishingPyroMiningPyroFarming

Hosted by KeatingAdder twitch.tv/keatingadder

JAVA IP: play.keatscraft.comBEDROCK IP: bedrock.keatscraft.com PORT: 19132

play.keatscraft.com

JastLand Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Fun, JastLand, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Animals Bred:	172	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

The owner of the server «JastLand» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.jastland.fun

CraftyFavs Minecraft Server

adored, Beloved, best selection, cherished, Choice, Chosen, CraftyFavs, Favored, Favorite, highly favored, Minecraft, most liked, most preferred, Number One, personal favorite, Preference, preferred, preferred option, selected, Server, top choice, top pick, Treasured

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2765
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Crops Grown:	5468	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant toilets and upside-down castles here, folks).

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly Endermen, a skydiving competition with pigs wearing jetpacks, and a treasure hunt for the legendary golden potato (trust us, it’s worth it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin! Remember, diamonds are so last season – it’s all about the bacon now.

Hesitation-free Hooligans Minecraft SMP

action, ANIHILATION, Apocalyptic, CHUD DEVASTATION, Creatures, Destruction, fear, hesitation, Hesitationfree, hooligans, Horror, Minecraft, Monsters, no hesitation, no more CHUDS, post-apocalyptic, Sci Fi, smp, Survival, Suspense, Thriller, total devastation, vacation, vacation vibes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with CHUDS (yes, those pesky creatures), a group of fearless players banded together to rid the world of these annoying pests. They showed no hesitation in their quest for TOTAL CHUD DEVASTATION. With their diamond swords and enchanted armor, they left no CHUD standing. It was like a scene out of a blockbuster movie, but for them, it was just a VACATION from the usual grind of mining and building.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where CHUDS are a thing of the past and where adventure awaits around every corner, then come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for outrageous shenanigans, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. See you in the game!

MysteryManiac Minecraft SMP

Baffling, BIZARRE, Cryptic, Curious, eerie, Enigma, Inexplicable, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysteryManiac, odd, peculiar, perplexing, puzzling, smp, strange, unexplained, unknown, unsolved mystery, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ores Mined:	5913	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	119	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Votes:	9923	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mystery is why your friend keeps stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of strange unsolved mysteries that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary Chicken King, who was rumored to have ruled over the server with an iron beak. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the mystery of the haunted mineshaft, where players swear they hear ghostly whispers and see eerie glowing eyes in the darkness.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of villagers who have been hiding from the players for centuries, hoarding valuable loot and plotting their revenge. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden city and claim their treasures for yourself?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to dive headfirst into a world of bizarre mysteries and outrageous adventures. Just watch out for the creepers – they might be in on the conspiracy too!

CraftyCreeperLand

Amenities, best, Community, convenience, cost of living, CraftyCreeperLand, Entertainment, Environment, Healthcare, Living, location, neighbors, noise, opportunities, Pollution, quality of life, Safety, SCHOOLs, traffic, weather, WORST

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Towns Built:	8	Magic Items Found:	8361
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Come join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where the best thing is that you can build your dream mansion without worrying about zoning laws or nosy neighbors! The worst thing? Well, our server is so addictive that you might forget to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. But hey, who needs those things when you’re busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding on flying pigs? Join us now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).