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WalkOfShameCraft

aita, Cooking, Dinner, enjoy cooking, friendship, frozen pizza, Harsh, Hosting, Humiliation, insult, Meal, overreacted, Petty, prepping, Professional Chef, Seasoning, takeout, walk home, WalkOfShameCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

InsecurityCraft SMP

abandonment, biggest insecurity, body image issues, comparison, criticism, fear of failure, fear of rejection, imposter syndrome, inadequacy, InsecurityCraft, intimacy issues, lack of confidence, overthinking, perfectionism, public speaking, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	261
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build giant statues of llamas. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, right? And the best part is, everyone on the server wears pink tutus on Wednesdays. It’s like a fashion show every week, I swear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a wild adventure together, dude! #MinecraftSMPGoals #TutuGang #ChickenWishes 🐔💎🦙

MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	4909
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magic Items Found:	6605	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Votes:	7313
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Animals Bred:	142	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!