Michael Swango Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyAssaultMC Server

Accountability, assault survivors, Conflict, CraftyAssaultMC, eastern europe, government action, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, launches, Military, national, Registry, Russian forces, Server, sexual assault, solidarity, support services, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3787	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Enchantments Applied:	144	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have a national sexual assault registry for victims of Russian forces! but don’t worry, it’s all just a joke, we’re actually just a bunch of crazy gamers building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us for a wild ride and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!

Pharaoh’s Pixel Palace

Arab League, Arab security force, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, egypt, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, military intervention, Palace, Palestinian territories, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, Pharaohs, PIXEL, regional cooperation, security cooperation, united nations, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we got egyptians forming an arab security force in gaza after some wild israel-hamas war like whoa dude. we got pharaohs building pyramids and mummies roaming around like they own the place. join now for a chance to ride a camel through the desert while battling creepers and zombies. trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

ChickenBuddiesCraft

chicken, ChickenBuddiesCraft, Community, Connection, Dining, Dinner, Experience, Food, half chicken, Meal, Mystery, Poultry, relationship, secret, sharing, Social, stranger, Surprise, tradition, unexpected, Unique

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

join dis server and u will be sharing a virtual half chicken with strangers all day erryday! u never know who u gonna be munchin on dat chicken with, could be a pig, could be a creeper, could even be a freakin enderman! but hey, dat’s the fun of it! come join da madness and see who u end up sharin dat half chicken with next! it’s a wild ride full of surprises and delicious virtual poultry. so what u waitin for? come join da half chicken party now!

SnoreCraft: Heart Attack Edition

Attack, blood pressure, cardiovascular disease, chronic snoring, Edition, health risks, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, hypertension, lifestyle habits, long-term effects, middle aged men, obesity, overweight, respiratory issues, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, SnoreCraft, Snoring, snoring causes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ores Mined:	6954	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even regular snoring could be bad for your heart! Yeah, you heard me right. If you’re not playing on this server, you might end up with elevated blood pressure and uncontrolled hypertension. But don’t worry, we got you covered with some epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will make you snore with joy! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Just remember, snoring is optional but having a blast is guaranteed!

MineLove Minecraft Server

100 Kanojo, chapter 180, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, harem, HEARTBREAK, japanese, Jealousy, long-distance relationship, Love Triangle, Manga, Minecraft, MineLove, multiple girlfriends, online dating, Otaku, relationships, romance, school life, Server, slice of life, Supernatural, webtoon

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Mines Excavated:	3310
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ores Mined:	2803
Star Shards Collected:	166	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava that flows with chocolate milk.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. We once had a player build a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon, and another player discovered a secret cave filled with dancing skeletons.

If you’re looking for a server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees drop emeralds instead of leaves, then look no further! Join us now and become part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft family. Just be careful of the zombie chickens – they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

BillCraft Server: Bill Gates’ Blocky World

bill, bill gates, BillCraft, billionaire, blocky, Business, Charity, entrepreneur, GATES, global health, innovator, inspiration, leadership, Legacy, microsoft, Microsoft founder, philanthropy, Role Model, Server, software, success, Technology, thought leader, wealth, Wealthy philanthropist, world

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Oh, Bill Gates? Don’t even get me started! Rumor has it that he actually built our Minecraft server with his bare hands just so he could play on it 24/7. And let me tell you, the man is a Minecraft mastermind! Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Bill Gates himself, mining diamonds like a pro while wearing a diamond-encrusted suit. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to game with the legend himself!

GymNoWakeMC Server

apartment layout, apartment living, car sounds, considerate neighbor, ear plugs, early morning, gym, gym schedule, gym time, GymNoWakeMC, loud car, morning noise, morning routine, morning workout, Neighbour, noise complaint, noise disturbance, noise sensitivity, noise solution, parking area, Server, sleep disturbance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Zombie Dances:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being woken up by annoying car sounds early in the morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and never worry about noisy neighbors again!

Our server is so peaceful, you won’t even need ear plugs to block out the sound of loud cars starting up. Plus, we have virtual gyms that you can access at any time of the day, so you can work out without disturbing anyone!

Don’t be the neighbor who complains about car noises, be the neighbor who joins our Minecraft server and lives a stress-free life! Join now and leave all your real-life problems behind.

WeddingDressCodeDrama

best man duties, communication breakdown, communication issue, compromise, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, dress shopping, family dynamics, girlfriend’s outfit, long dress requirement, misunderstanding, modest attire, relationship conflicts, respecting wishes, traditional catholic wedding, wedding attire, wedding dress code, wedding guest etiquette, wedding preparations, WeddingDressCodeDrama

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	856
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crops Grown:	5373

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dress code is to wear the most outrageous and revealing outfits you can find! We encourage players to show off their pixelated skin in the most scandalous way possible.

Join us for a virtual wedding event where your in-game partner can wear whatever they want, whether it’s a bikini or a suit made entirely out of diamonds. No restrictions here, just pure pixelated fashion freedom!

Forget about traditional catholics and their modest dress codes, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as you want. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, anything goes – even if it’s a dress made entirely out of TNT blocks!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

#classified information, #covert operations, alternative explanations, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deep state, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden conspiracies, hidden knowledge, hidden realities, hidden truths, Minecraft, mysterious occurrences, secret agendas, secret societies, Server, shadow government, suppressed information, suppressed truths, true conspiracy theories, underground movements, unexplained phenomena

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Emeralds Found:	2134

Do you believe in the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually running our Minecraft server? Well, guess what? He is! Join our server and witness the chaos as Herobrine wreaks havoc on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… or is it?

If you’re looking for a server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena, then look no further! Our Minecraft server is like no other, with wacky adventures around every corner. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking sheep.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension, where players can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and befriend a friendly Enderman named Steve. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and uncover the truth behind the wildest conspiracy theory in Minecraft history!

CraftyParenting101

Childhood, CraftyParenting101, Development, family, Gratitude, guidance, Impact, influence, lessons, life changing, love, Memories, Nurturing, parenting, Reflection, relationships, role models, Shaping, Support, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8323	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4241
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Remember that time your parents accidentally stumbled upon a hidden portal in their backyard that led them to a magical Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Yeah, that’s the kind of life-changing experience we’re talking about on our server. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy surprises, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot or stumble upon a talking llama who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So why wait? Join us now and let’s make some memories that will leave your parents scratching their heads in confusion for years to come!