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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5530 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!
And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!
So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!
