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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4554 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1760 | Enchantments Applied: | 74 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
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