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CraftyCube: Git Gud Edition! – 110 characters

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server out there! This server is so wild that even the developers couldn’t figure out how to create a guide for it. But fear not, because getting lost and confused is all part of the fun!

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!

Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CreditCardCraft – Where you can mine, build, and avoid monetary responsibility in style! #debitordie

1. Credit cards, 10. Fake money, 11. Debt writing off, 12. Debt settlement, 13. Ignoring mail, 14. Legal action, 15. Looting corporations, 16. Professional class greed, 17. Social corruption, 18. System collapse, 19. Free stuff, 2. Debt maxing, 20. Maximum greed., 3. Debt collectors, 4. Law firm, 5. Ignoring calls, 6. Interest rates, 7. Financial system, 8. Corporate greed, 9. Predatory credit, AVOID, BUILD, CreditCardCraft, debitordie, monetary, RESPONSIBILITY, Style

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Potions Brewed:	110	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5308	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of being financially responsible and not taking advantage of the system? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to debt maxx like a pro! Max out your credit cards, ignore those pesky calls from credit card companies, and throw all debt collector mail in the garbage – it’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! If the debt gets sold off or a law firm threatens to sue you, just tell them you’re on pills and demand a lower interest rate. Make a written agreement for a $50 monthly payment and watch as the system collapses around you, all while preventing further legal action!

Don’t let the financial system and corporations take advantage of you anymore – join our server and learn how to game the system like a boss! The end is near, so why not get some free stuff out of the deal before it all comes crashing down? See you in game – and remember, just say “No” to higher monthly payments! Let’s break the system together, one debt maxx at a time!

PiggyCraft420: Blaze it, build it, mine it! #SquadGoals

102/pm, Accuracy, authentic, BELIEF, Blaze, BUILD, confirmation, credibility, Details, doubt, Evidence, INFORMATION, investigation, Observation, PiggyCraft420, proof, Reliable, scrutiny, skepticism, source, SquadGoals, Trust, validity, Verification

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5825
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?

But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!

Hanako’s Kawaii Kingdom: Minecraft server for all things cute and trendy! #CutenessOverload #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to the one and only Hanako, a pixelated princess who will steal your heart with her adorable looks and sweet personality. Join our server and embark on epic quests to find flowers for Hanako, build her a castle fit for a queen, and help her defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is jealous of her cuteness. Trust us, once you meet Hanako, you’ll never want to leave our server! Join now and let the adventures begin!

MinecraftMayhem – Where Creeper’s explode & players troll. Ain’t nobody got time for that. #servergoals #gamersunite

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Items Found:	1412	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server with more chaos and craziness than you can handle? Well buckle up, buttercup, because our server is like a hot mess express on steroids!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!

SkinnyCraft: Where pixelated pigs are thicker than the average weight of women in your country!

Analysis, Average, average weight, BMI, body image, body positivity, comparison, Country, cultural standards, data, diet, Exercise, global perspective, health, Lifestyle, measurements, Pigs, pixelated, research, SkinnyCraft, society, statistics, thicker, trends, weight, Women

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Astral Projections Made:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers that ask boring old questions like “What’s the average weight of women in your country?” Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we ask questions like “What’s the average weight of a unicorn in outer space?”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

MemeCraft: ‘Cosplay’ Server – Build, Roleplay, & Slay in Style! Join the Trendiest Minecraft Community Today!

Anime, Bring Her Back, BUILD, Character, comic books, Community, convention, COSPLAY, costumes, Craftsmanship, Creative, diy, dress up, Edition, fan favorite, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, Join, make believe, Memecraft, Minecraft, Performance, pop culture, role-play, Roleplay, Server, slay, Style, Today, Trendiest

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can bring back your long-lost pet chicken who mysteriously disappeared two years ago! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained psychic chickens who can communicate with the spirit world to locate your missing feathered friend.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition

The Communist Craze MC – China, Russia, Ukraine, Kim Jong-Un, Donald Trump, GoT, Avengers, TikTok, YOLO

Afghanistan, Avengers, Central Asia, China, communist, CRAZE, diplomatic pressure, Donald, east asia, Eurasia, Geopolitics, global politics, illegitimate governments, illegitimate states, international relations, iran, JongUn, Kazakhstan, Kim, Mongolian sovereignty, political disputes, regional conflicts, russia, russian federation, surrender to Mongolia, territorial claims, The People’s Republic of China, tiktok, trump, Ukraine, yolo

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	835	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we believe in taking over the world one block at a time! Join us as we declare war on illegitimate states like China, Russia, and even Kazakhstan. Our goal? To force them to surrender to our mighty leader, the almighty ruler of Mongolia! Will you join us in our quest for world domination? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

CraftyMagicaFun – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Puella Magi Madoka Magica Fans! #MagicalCrafting #SideStoryMadness

Android, clock tower, CraftyMagicaFun, Doppel Explosion, English translation, Event, Fans, friend list, gacha, Game, Ios, Kamihama Big Sports Day, Madoka, magi, magia record, magica, Magical Paper Sumo, Magical Sugoroku, MagicalCrafting, Minecraft, PMMM, Puella, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Server, side story, SideStoryMadness, Step up, Translations, Ultimate, Witch Hunting

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is a magical land where anything is possible!

Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.

Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.

Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.

Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.

Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

CraftyAF Server – ‘>be me’ Edition! PVP, Minigames, and meme-tastic fun! Join the pixel party now!

anime girl’s, anxiety, art, art block, autism, bullying, Communication, control, coping mechanisms, CraftyAF, depression, Edition, Fun, gtbe, Join, life struggles, memetastic, mental health, Minigames, online friends, Party, PIXEL, PvP, reaching out, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Support, Talking, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real life bullies and trying to explain your struggles to people who just don’t get it? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can be whoever you want without any judgement!

Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.