Micah’s Articles – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

FroggyBiz Minecraft SMP – Ribbiting Adventures in a Den of Gullible Frogs
Adventures, Biz, chainlink, clown dimension, Den, FroggyBiz, Frogs, gay cult, gullible, ignorance, interrogated, market, mental retardation, Minecraft, reddit, Ribbiting, Sensitive, smp, tranny janny, zoomers
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the frogs are gullible and the market is our playground! Dive into the clown dimension with us and uncover the secrets of our insane world.
But beware, the zoomers are on the loose and reddit raids are a common occurrence. And don’t even get us started on the tranny janny causing chaos.
Join us if you dare, and be prepared to fend off the chainlink gay cult who are out to steal our froggy secrets. It’s a wild ride, but hey, where else can you find such a unique and crazy Minecraft experience?

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RedstoneRagz Minecraft Server
managing period, Minecraft, period awareness, period blood, period blood stains, period boundaries, period cleanup, period communication, period discussion, period disposal, period education, period etiquette, period hygiene, period management, period management difficulties, period pads, period respect, period sensitivity, period stains, period underwear, RedstoneRagz, Server, tracking period
Are you tired of living in a blood-stained nightmare? Join our Minecraft server and escape the horror of period blood everywhere! No more mattress stains, no more bloody underwear on the floor, and definitely no more used pads left for your dog to snack on.
On our server, you can build a world free from the crimson tide of chaos. Say goodbye to the days of finding surprise blood spots all over your home. Join now and experience a period blood-free paradise in Minecraft like never before!

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NonFamOverSonCraft
BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, consequences, family, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, Infidelity, loyalty, moral dilemmas, NonFamOverSonCraft, parenting, relationships, Support, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough situations
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion.
Imagine this: You’re building your dream castle, mining for diamonds, and suddenly your best friend steals your loot and builds a giant statue of themselves with it. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have family drama that puts soap operas to shame. Picture this: your son cheats on his girlfriend, gets her pregnant, and then asks to move in with you. And you have to choose between your son and your “daughter-in-law.” It’s like a telenovela, but in block form!
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a zombie siege, join our server now! Just remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – drama is our specialty!

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CraftyStrength
breaking barriers, CraftyStrength, empowerment, facing fears, finding strength within, inner courage, inner power, inner strength, life changing moments, mental toughness, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, pushing boundaries, resilience, Self Discovery, self-belief, self-empowerment, self-realization, strength, triumph
Have you ever punched a tree and had it drop wood? No? Well, you clearly haven’t experienced the epicness of our Minecraft server! Join us and discover your inner strength as you battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional dragon.
One player on our server, let’s call him Steve (totally not his real name), once fought off an entire army of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of rotten flesh. Legend has it, he emerged victorious, covered in zombie guts and with a newfound sense of badassery.
So, what moment in your life made you realize you were stronger than you thought you were? Join our server and create your own epic story of triumph and glory! Who knows, you might even become the stuff of Minecraft legends.

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PupperPurge Minecraft Server
animal advocacy, animal control, animal cruelty, Animal euthanasia, Animal policy, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, Animal shelters, animal welfare, Canine welfare, Dog law, EUTHANASIA, homeless animals, legislation, Minecraft, pet adoption, PupperPurge, Server, Stray animal management, stray dogs, street dogs, turkey
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have a law that kills all the stray dogs after 30 days! why, you ask? because we believe in equal rights for all animals, even in the virtual world.
but don’t worry, we also have a special event where players can save the dogs by completing crazy challenges like building a giant bone-shaped house or taming a pack of wolves to protect the strays.
join us for a wild and wacky time, where anything can happen, even if it’s totally absurd and makes no sense at all. come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness!

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HIV-FreeCraft – 100% Protection!
aids, Breakthrough, Experts, health, Healthcare, HIV, HIVFreeCraft, immunization, Injection, innovation, Medical, Prevention, prophylaxis, Protection, research, Science, Stunning, Treatment, vaccine, Virus
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL GET A TWICE-YEARLY INJECTION THAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE LIKE SUPERMAN BUT BETTER BECAUSE U CAN BUILD STUFF AND FIGHT CREEPERS. EXPERTS SAY IT’S STUNNING LIKE A RAINBOW UNICORN FLYING THROUGH A CHEESEBURGER RAINSTORM. SO COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR WITH SUPERPOWERS AND STUFF. YOLO!

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NakedHouseWanderers
home, Home ownership, House, house guests, house history, living space, naked people, NakedHouseWanderers, new house, nudity, personal space, privacy, privacy invasion, Property, real estate, residential, strangers, strangers in home, strangers in house, strangers in living space
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the naked strangers in your house by building a virtual paradise! our server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance to dubstep.
we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade diamonds for cookies. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and potions that make you fly like a chicken.
but beware, there are rumors of a haunted pixel ghost who haunts the server at night, stealing all your precious diamonds and turning your house into a giant pumpkin. only the bravest players dare to face the ghost and reclaim their loot.
so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! who needs real life when you can have llamas and pixel ghosts as your best friends?

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New Server IP
ChimpChat: Fast Conversations!
Animal Behavior, chimpanzees, ChimpChat, cognitive abilities, Communication, communication skills, Comparative Psychology, Conversation Patterns, Conversations, Evolution, Fast, Gestured Conversations, Gestures, Human Behavior, intelligence, Language, nonverbal communication, PRIMATES, research study, response time, Social Interaction, Turn-Taking
join dis minecraft server if u wanna talk to chimpanzees in fast-paced convos like humans do!!! our chimps have a response time of 120 milliseconds, just a lil slower than u!!! come chat with our chatty chimps and see if u can keep up with their banter!!! who knows, maybe u’ll learn some new slang or even teach them a thing or two!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to bond with our brainy buddies!!! join now and get ready to lol at the hilarious convos that will ensue!!! 🐵🤣🙊 #ChimpChat #BanterWithBuddies #MinecraftMadness

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Starbound Voyage SMP
auction house, bedrock edition, city building, Community, cooperation, Cross-Play, Economy, expansive world, Grief Prevention, immersive gaming, In-Game Shop, java edition, marketplace, Materials, multiplayer experience, ocean environment, rare items, Resources, Shop, Survival, Survival Games, Survival multiplayer, Teleport, Towny, Warps
Starbound Voyager is a free and open-source Minecraft server that offers a survival multiplayer experience set in an ocean environment. The server utilizes the GriefPrevention plugin, allowing players to claim and protect their land from griefers. Additionally, the server provides warps, a shop, and an auction house, creating a bustling economy for players to engage in. its in-game shop, where players can buy and sell various items. This allows them to acquire resources and materials needed for their city-building projects. The shop offers a wide range of items, from basic building blocks to rare and valuable treasures. Furthermore, Starbound Voyager features an auction house where players can buy and sell items to other players. This creates a dynamic marketplace where players can negotiate and trade valuable goods, further enriching the in-game economy. The auction house provides a platform for players to showcase their rare items and compete for the best deals. To enhance the gameplay experience, City of Ages also offers a warp feature. This allows players to quickly teleport to different locations within the world, making it easier to navigate and explore. Whether it’s visiting other players’ cities or venturing into uncharted territories, the warp feature adds convenience and excitement to the gameplay. One of the unique features of Starbound Voyager is the use of the Geyser-Spigot plugin, which enables players on Bedrock edition to connect and play with those on Java edition. This seamless integration allows players from different platforms to enjoy the server together. Whether you are a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, Starbound Voyager offers a rich and immersive multiplayer experience with a strong focus on community and cooperation. Join us and embark on an exciting journey in this expansive ocean world. In summary, Starbound Voyager is an immersive Minecraft world that offers players the opportunity to build and explore, engage in an in-game economy, and participate in a vibrant marketplace. With its free and open-source nature, players can enjoy this unique gaming experience without any cost limitations.
135.148.60.14:25573

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Tomocraft.PH
admins, approachable, building, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Enjoyable, Exploring, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Interactive, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, ONLINE, ph, Safe, Server, socializing, Survival, Tomocraft, Tomodachi, Vanilla
We strive to give every player a friendly, enjoyable and safe Minecraft community. Here at tomodachi, everyone can be your friend as every player is approachable including the admins and moderators!
node01-sg.agilahost.com:25608

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