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  • VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

    VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 7631
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomGonePhoneGrief

    MomGonePhoneGrief
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 8762
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Towns Built: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Void Armor Forged: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

    PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 6578
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Towns Built: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

    Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 5378
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

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    Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

    Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

    About Noah’s Ark SMP

    Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

    How to Get Whitelisted

    To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

    1. Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
    2. Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
    3. Submit Your Application: Please include:
      • Your in-game name
      • Your favorite activity in Minecraft
      • Interests outside of Minecraft
      • What you’re looking for in an SMP server

    Mods to Enhance Your Experience

    Mod Description
    Create Plus most of the additions
    Thermal Expansion
    Distant Horizons (optional)
    Farmer’s Delight
    StorageDrawers
    Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
    Serene Seasons
    Twilight Forest
    JourneyMap (no teleports)
    Performance Mods

    Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

    Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

    1. No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
    2. Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
    3. Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
    4. PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

    Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

    UnstableCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 436
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Animals Bred: 156
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

    FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 5839
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 258 Animals Bred: 138
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 589 Zombie Dances: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

    But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkySibsCraft

    ChunkySibsCraft
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 3599
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

    Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

    ColorMeMine Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 3429
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being limited to just one color in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wear ALL the colors of the rainbow! Join us and never be stuck in a monochromatic nightmare again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So not only can you wear any color you want, but you can also snack on some sweet treats while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest technicolor dreams!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TeacherTearsMC

    TeacherTearsMC
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 5544
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring teachers telling you what to do all the time? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual world! No more pesky teachers bossing you around, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity. Build giant monuments to your favorite snacks, create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant pixelated chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). Say goodbye to boring school rules and hello to the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

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  • GazaRevoltCraft

    GazaRevoltCraft
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 6724
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Potions Brewed: 46 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 438 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where chaos and discontent are like, totally growing in Gaza! But don’t worry, we got you covered with REVOLT! Join us and be part of the epic uprising against the oppressive forces trying to take over the land.

    Build your own rebel base, create secret tunnels, and gather resources to fight back against the evil overlords. Oh, and did we mention there are flying pigs and talking cows? Yeah, it’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the fun and let’s cause some mayhem together!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure! Join now and let’s show those baddies in Gaza who’s boss!

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