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BlockbusterBash

BlockbusterBash, Box Office Hits, Cinema, cult classics, film analysis, film criticism, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film genres, film industry, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie fans, movie ratings, movie recommendations, movie reviews, moviegoers, opinion, overrated film, popular movies, underrated films

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9952
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	260
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we recreate all the most overrated films in the most ridiculous ways possible! Watch as we turn “Citizen Kane” into a slapstick comedy or “The Godfather” into a musical extravaganza. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual popcorn machine for your in-game theater! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience cinema like never before on our wacky Minecraft server!

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

aesthetic surgery, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body modification, boobies, breast augmentation, breast enhancement, breast implants, breast reconstruction, breast surgery, cosmetic surgery, enhancement procedures, Medical Ethics, Minecraft, personal choice, physical appearance, plastic surgery, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Surgical procedures, tit implants, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of boobies? Well, look no further because our server is all about those epic tit implants! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated enhancements and chesty adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boobie Mountain, where players can climb to the top and bask in the glory of the silicone peaks. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit are granted the power of infinite cleavage.

So come on down to our server and let your boobie dreams come true! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of lotion, because things are about to get slippery.

BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

appreciation, appreciation thread, ass, ass appreciation, ass collection, ass posts, ass specific, ass tags, ass thread, ass tonight, ass year, BootyCraft, collection, long tail, Minecraft, Posts, smp, specific ass, tags, Thread, tonight, year

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3055
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

CraftyMomNoLies

banned from visiting, brotherly love, collapsed lung, consequences, CraftyMomNoLies, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Honesty, honesty vs loyalty, hospital visit, parenting challenges, protective brother, sibling bond, sibling relationships, sneaking out, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love parenting, uncle’s rules

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Potions Brewed:	133	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for the chance to sneak into your friend’s virtual house through the window, just like Jared did in real life. Will you get caught leaving behind your sunglasses as evidence? Will you be banned from the server for a month for breaking the rules? Only one way to find out!

Experience the thrill of family feuds and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the virtual world. Will you stand up for your brother like Jared did, or will you be the one denying entry to your virtual house? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now for a chance to be caught in the middle of a heated argument between family members, just like the one that happened in real life. Will you choose to tell the truth and face the consequences, or will you lie to protect your friends? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the drama and excitement of real life on our virtual Minecraft server. Join now and see if you can handle the chaos!

BlockShock TraumaCraft

anxiety, BlockShock, confronting trauma, coping, depression, emotional pain, healing, inner turmoil, mental health, past experiences, psychological distress, ptsd, realization, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, triggers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	662745
Love Letters Sent:	15	Zombie Dances:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5784

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the most epic adventures you could ever imagine. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a castle made entirely of TNT, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyKremlinSpy420

2016, advised, analyst, collusion, CraftyKremlinSpy420, election, fbi, Government, home, intelligence, Interference, investigation, Justice, Politics, Probe, Raids, russia, Russian-born, SECURITY, trump, US

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

lol u guys gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even the FBI raided a dude’s house for playing on it. like, this server is so crazy that it caught the attention of the government. imagine what kind of wild stuff is happening on there. maybe there’s secret treasure hunts or hidden bases with diamond armor for days. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next target of a government investigation just for joining. join now and live life on the edge, my dudes.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

685784552, ANONYMOUS, CASE, CraftyCreeperz, detective, discovery, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, number, puzzle, query, question.., Riddle, search, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	8887
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake and you can ride a giant flying pig. Plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

PoliticallyCorrectBots Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bots, Censorship, Communication, data analysis, Digital, Ethics, Future, innovation, internet, language processing, machine learning, Minecraft, POLITICALLY CORRECT, PoliticallyCorrectBots, programming, smp, social media, society, Technology, trends

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Votes:	4865

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bots are all serious and politically correct? Well, look no further because on our server, the bots have gone absolutely bonkers! They’re spouting out ridiculous jokes, making puns left and right, and even starting their own political parties (the Creeper Party is really blowing up, literally). Join us for a wild time where you never know what the bots will say next! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is secretly running for president. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server now!

KurskCraft: Fear & Confusion

Conflict, confusion, Crisis, current events, Europe, evacuation, fear, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, News, Panic, Russian residents, Safety, Shelter, Tension, Ukraine advances, uncertainty, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

lol u know what else is fear and confusion? when u join our minecraft server! u be like “wut is happening” but in a good way cuz we got crazy stuff going on! like one time a player built a giant taco that shot fireworks out its butt! u never know what u gonna see next on our server, so come join the chaos and have a blast with us! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server

Accountability, American veterans, Backlash, call out, controversy, criticism, Disrespecting, insulting, MEGA HAPPENING, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Outrage, patriotism, public figure, Server, social media, trending, twitter, UTTERLY DESTROYED, viral, Zion Dion, ZionDionGetsRekt

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown!