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Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magic Items Found:	6228	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	119
Runes Activated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you actually work for your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is on easy mode – we’re talking instant diamond armor, unlimited enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon for every player!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: riding into battle on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword. It’s like a scene straight out of a Minecraft action movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the ultimate lazy edition of Minecraft – where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can fit in your inventory!

FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Towns Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

Crafty Creepers: Are you already Pre-order this /v/?

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	New Chunks Explored:	480065
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend virtual concerts performed by famous Minecraft DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your spot on our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

UkraineCraft: Where the only war is over who gets the last diamond!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Russia is apparently playing a game of real-life Minecraft and trying to take over Ukraine! Join us for the ultimate battle of blocks and build your own fortress to defend against the invading Russian forces. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have this level of insanity in your gameplay? Join now and help Kiev relocate to Lviv before it’s too late! It’s like a game of survival mode, but with a twist of geopolitical drama. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Blondies: Where Trashy meets Classy in Minecraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mines Excavated:	4829	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest mess you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Yuujiro’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Stronger Than Anything Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Yuujiro – a Minecraft legend who is stronger than the US Military, cancer, aids, ebola, and even the Earth itself! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we follow in the footsteps of the almighty Yuujiro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to defeat cancer, aids, and ebola in-game! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself!

SauceQuest: Find the Culprit

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3177	Buildings Constructed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the mysterious sauce queen! Legend has it that she roams the server, leaving a trail of saucy memes in her wake. Join us on this epic quest to uncover the truth behind this saucy mystery and maybe even score some epic loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted dildos and magical potions. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Cunt’s Slumber Party Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring dreams about missing classes and giant monsters with too many arms? Then join our Minecraft server and experience a world where shirt pockets are the ultimate battleground! Fight your childhood friends with open palms and show them who has the most pockets in this epic fist fight showdown. Who needs sleep when you can have crazy adventures like this in our server? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!