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NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	585	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Items Found:	7796	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	6158	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	566	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	New Chunks Explored:	356029

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	611
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	69	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2925	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	138

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!