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DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Runes Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Buildings Constructed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Votes:	4114	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

ShortsNLaughsMC

Carharts, CONSERVATIVE, daisy dukes, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, hot weather, Kids, knee length, Preferences, religious background, religious beliefs, religious camp, religious upbringing, shorts, ShortsNLaughsMC, Summer, summer camp, Wife

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3242	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

Anime, blocks, Board Games, books, coding, comic books, computers, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, geek, Harry Potter, Master, movies, Nerd, nerdcraft, Sci Fi, Science, Star Wars, Superheroes, Technology, Trivia, tv shows

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5721
Crops Grown:	3036	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, Hollow, international relations, intervention, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, member, Military, military strength, military tactics, nato, political tensions, russia, Russian war machine, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6516
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

BrainyHugsCraft

acts of service, Affection, Brain, brain activity, brain scans, BrainyHugsCraft, emotional connection, emotional responses, emotions, Gifts, Human Behavior, love, mental health, neuroscience, physical touch, Psychology, quality time, relationships, research, study, verbal affirmations

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, totally off the charts, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down in there.

first off, let me tell you about this one time when a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava pit and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. it was like, the most epic ride ever, dude.

and then there was this other player who created a whole underwater city complete with a mermaid nightclub and a dolphin petting zoo. it was like, so cool, you wouldn’t even believe it.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the pvp arena. players are like, throwing potions and shooting arrows left and right, it’s like a medieval war zone up in there.

so, like, if you want to experience all the craziness and fun that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at the spawn point. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

Adventure, agility, attributes, character build, Choice, Combat, CraftyCombat, Decision making, Dex, dexterity, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, player choice, power, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Stats, str.., strategy, strength, video games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between STR or DEX? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we have a special potion that gives you the strength of a thousand creepers and the dexterity of a ninja cat.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who can shoot fireballs out of their beaks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can tame and ride the mighty beast into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why settle for just STR or DEX when you can have both and so much more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!

TheCraftyHubby Minecraft SMP

100 women, 100 women 2016, 2016, BBC, bbc 100 women, bbc 2016, black husband, black husband 100 women, black husband 2016, black husband bbc, Minecraft, smp, TheCraftyHubby

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the size of our black husband’s BBC! In 2016, we were voted the top SMP for 100 women who couldn’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, massive structures that will make your jaw drop. So why wait? Come join us and see why our SMP is the talk of the town (and the envy of all other servers)!

OpinionatedNoobs

Argument, assertive communication, Assertiveness, BELIEF, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, conviction, debate, disagreement, emotional intelligence, Expression, Insecurity, opinion, OpinionatedNoobs, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, shouting, social dynamics, validation, wrong

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	5840
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? then u gotta join dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

if u join dis server, u will find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds every time u log in. not only that, but u will also get a pet zombie pigman that will follow u around and do your bidding.

oh, and did i mention that the sun never sets on our server? that’s right, it’s daytime all day, every day. so u can build to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky mobs coming to ruin your day.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let the insanity begin!