Mha opening 11 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KekCraft SMP: It Really Do Be Like That

do be like that, IT, Kek, KekCraft, long tail tag, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3588	Potions Brewed:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet hidden deep within the server.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, on our server, kek it do be like that!

PoliteLaughs Minecraft Server

awkwardness, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Feedback, Gaslighting, humor, Insecurity, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, partner, polite behavior, PoliteLaughs, relationships, Self-expression, Server, social anxiety, social discomfort, social interactions, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	2273
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of awkward social interactions in Minecraft? Join our server and laugh your way through all the uncomfortable moments! Our players use laughter to smooth out any awkwardness, just like how you can use a polite laugh to make your partner feel better about their not-so-funny jokes.

On our server, you can use laughter as a superpower to navigate through any situation. Whether it’s dealing with inappropriate comments from other players or just trying to make friends, a good laugh is all you need. So come join us and let the laughter be your guide in this crazy Minecraft world!

DeadbeatCraft

abandonment, alcoholism, Birthday, child support, co parenting, Communication, Deadbeat Ex, DeadbeatCraft, Divorce, drug addiction, emotional impact, family dynamics, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, INCONSISTENCY, money issues, neglect, parenting, reddit, single parenting, unreliable

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Animals Bred:	163	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

And hey, if you’re looking for a break from the real world, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to forget about ex-husbands asking for money on Facebook and focus on what really matters – having a blast in Minecraft!

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs a deadbeat ex when you’ve got a whole new virtual family waiting for you? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NailTrimz Minecraft Server

Long Nails, manicure, Minecraft, nail art, nail beauty, nail care, Nail Design, nail fashion, nail grooming, nail health, nail length, nail length debate, nail length discussion, nail length preference, nail length question, nail maintenance, nail preferences, nail styles, nail tips, nail trends, NailTrimz, Server, Short nails

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your nail-length preferences!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant manicure monsters that will test your nail-cutting skills to the limit. Want to keep your nails long and fierce? No problem, our server has special power-ups that will make your nails unbreakable and deadly sharp.

But beware, there are evil nail polish mobs roaming around, ready to ruin your perfect manicure. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the ultimate nail-biting challenges on our server. So come on, join us and show off your nail game like never before!

FutureCraft2020

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, cutting-edge technology, digital transformation, future technology, FutureCraft2020, futuristic gadgets, high-tech gadgets, innovation, innovative solutions, Internet of Things, machine learning, modern technology, robotics, science fiction come true, Smart Devices, Tech Trends, technological advancements, virtual reality

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	77
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Have you ever seen a Minecraft server so advanced that it made you question if you had accidentally stumbled into a time machine? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like the Jetsons meets the Flintstones on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so high-tech, even the chickens have their own social media accounts. Don’t be surprised if you see a redstone contraption that can make you a sandwich or a command block that can summon a herd of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, who is rumored to have a killer stand-up comedy routine.

So if you’re ready to experience the future of Minecraft in all its wacky glory, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, extremism, foreign affairs, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic group, Islamic revolution, IZH, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, protest, Raid, religious organization, RevolutionCraft, security concerns, Server, supreme leader, theocratic rule

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1676
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Emeralds Found:	7134
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

CraftyCommies: No Organs Left Behind

Accountability, atrocities, Bodies, brutality, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Geneva Convention, human rights violations, internal organs, international relations, investigation, Justice, left, Organs, peace negotiations, PoWs, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, United24, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1390	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER STORY THAN THIS! ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE PLAYERS CAN GO AND HARVEST ORGANS FROM ZOMBIES FOR EXTRA LIVES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ZOMBIE ORGANS FOR DAYS, BABY! JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURGEON OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD! #ORGANHARVESTINGFUN #CRAZYADVENTURES #JOINUSNOW

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Barber, barbershop, CraftyCutsMC, emotional vulnerability, Grooming, Haircut, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, men’s mental health, mental health, personal grooming, self-care, traditional barbershop, Vulnerability, vulnerability in masculinity, vulnerability in men, vulnerability in men’s spaces, vulnerability in relationships, vulnerability in self-care.

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magic Items Found:	5617	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, u know how men are all vulnerable at a barbershop? Well, on dis server, u gonna be even more vulnerable, but in a good way! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and then BAM, a giant barber chair appears outta nowhere and u gotta fight off evil hair clippings with ur trusty pickaxe. it’s gonna be wild, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground salon where u can get a fresh new haircut for ur Minecraft character. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. Join now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server ever created!

Mailbox Mayhem

altered attitudes, altered attitudes among conservatives, altered attitudes in other countries, altered election attitudes, altered election attitudes among conservatives, Attacks, Canada, Conservatives, distrust, elections, false claims, mail ballots, mailbox, MAYHEM, right-leaning individuals, trump, US, voter fraud, Voting, voting-by-mail

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7280
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	870

so, like, u know how trump is all like “elections r rigged” and stuff? well, now all the conservative peeps in canada r like “oh no, we can’t trust voting-by-mail anymore cuz trump said so!” like, they think all the mail-in ballots r gonna be frauded or sumthin. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be one of those peeps who believes in crazy conspiracy theories and stuff. like, we got secret bases where we plan our attacks on the “rigged” elections and stuff. come join us and be part of the madness! #stopthesteal #minecraftconspiracytheoryserver

Sever-ly Vanilla Minecraft SMP: Where 18+ Hermitcrats roam with a map that’s dyn-omazing!

application, Community, comradery, Discord, dynomazing, Economy, friend group, friendly experience, Hermitcrats, interactions, Items, Map, Maturity, Minecraft, Nickname, Papermc, quality of life, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, Severly, Shops, smp, Teleportation, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8070	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Severation SMP Overview:

Type	Details
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+ server
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start	28/06

FAQ:

About Us:

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full-blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features:

Shopping District
Dynmap
Two-Way Chat between Minecraft & Discord Server
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (on the way)
Leaderboards

Our Values:

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

What we ask of you:

Be mature and reasonable
18 years or older
Change your discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
Create a shop in the shopping district
Build your base relatively close to spawn

How to Join:

Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord