Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP
Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.
So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!
| Features |
|---|
| Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs |
| Custom Quests |
| 22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More |
| Beautiful hand crafted map |
| Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls |
| Daily Rewards! |
| Pets, Cosmetics, Titles |
| Active Leaderboards |
Are you prepared to question everything you know about the universe? This server IS NOT what you think it is. Some might say it’s the *greatest* or *worst* server ever made, depending on if the moon is in retrograde! Forget logic—come drown in the chaos where the sun never shines and the cows carpet the walls!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Quantum Sheep | Every third sheep can bend time, but only on Thursdays. You’ve been warned! |
| Exploding Diamonds | Why mine? Just wait for them to explode themselves out of fear! Mining is so passé! |
| Pixelated Reality Shifts | Watch as your world glitches and turns to spaghetti! The game doesn’t want you here. |
| Pervasive Banshees | Scream at your friends, or they will turn into an actual block of cheese if left alone. |
| Sarcastic Creepers | They can’t explode; they just criticize your life choices instead. Enjoy! |
| Infinity Enderman | There are an infinite number of Endermen, and they ALL have regrets. Share in their sorrow! |
Q: How do I join?A: Join? Or do you mean leave? Because in the end, we’re all just characters in someone else’s imagination. Maybe you’re a potato?
Q: What if my house gets blown up?A: Houses are merely suggestions! Embrace the transformative void of the unknown!
Q: Is there a goal?A: Goals are for people with too much time. Best to just float in the abyss and eat crayon-shaped pixels.
“The sex would have been so hot.” – A concerned player last seen building a rocket to the moon.
“I think my cat knows too much violence!” – An individual screaming at the sky.
“What is even real? The blocks? My existence?” – A lost soul wandering the biomes of despair.