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  • Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP

    Watching TV with my family Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 2313
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Crops Grown: 2922 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Just like the time my family mistook a Magnum ice cream ad for something else entirely… Let’s just say things got heated and awkward real quick. But hey, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then this is the place to be. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • AngryCraft Minecraft Server

    AngryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 4623
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with angry, bitter white American men in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own world free from toxic masculinity! Our server is filled with magical creatures and endless adventures, perfect for anyone looking to escape the woes of the real world. Plus, our white American women players are the friendliest and most supportive around – no MGTOW or incels here! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance (in-game, of course)!

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  • Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

    Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 448
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace all the craziness of the Minecraft world! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the wild and wacky!

    Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.

    So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 7135
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

    Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

    And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

    WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9760
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Mines Excavated: 4492
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

    Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

    Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

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  • SoberCraft SMP

    SoberCraft SMP
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 3709
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 413 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Runes Activated: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

    When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

    So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

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  • Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

    Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 3519
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Runes Activated: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • LebCraft BoomTime

    LebCraft BoomTime
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7103
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Page Me in Minecraft

    Page Me in Minecraft
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 6632
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

    like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

    but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Brain-Gut Connection Craft

    Brain-Gut Connection Craft
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 4216
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Mines Excavated: 1681
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

    we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Veldt Survival

    Veldt Survival
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2615
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

    Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

    Join Veldt Survival today!

    play.veldtsurvival.com

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  • Astoria KitPvP

    Astoria KitPvP
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 8708
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 6210 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

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    Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

    Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

    Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

    The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

    IP: astoria.fun

    astoria.fun

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  • Baby Love Minecraft Server

    Baby Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 7577
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

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