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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4302 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 3722 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?