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ParentalSecretsMC SMP

Concealed, Confidential, discretion, family, Forbidden, hidden, INTIMATE, kept quiet, off limits, ParentalSecretsMC, Personal, privacy, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, taboo, undisclosed, unshared, unspoken, Untold

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crops Grown:	5961
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Picture this: alliances forming and breaking, secret love affairs between players, and epic battles over who gets to control the enchantment table.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of hiding your secret underground base from prying eyes, or if you’re looking to start a rumor that the server owner is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, intrigue, and questionable decision-making, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just make sure to never tell your parents about the time you accidentally blew up the entire spawn village with a TNT cannon…oops!

MineCraftMania: $350k or Bust!

350k, Burnout, Bust, career goals, exhaustion, financial motivation, high salary, job satisfaction, long hours, mental health, MinecraftMania, personal time, stress, Time management, work commitment, work ethic, work-life balance, work-life boundaries, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life priorities, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crops Grown:	4242
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of slaving away at a boring job for measly pay? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can work 80 to 90 hours a week and earn a whopping $350,000 a year! That’s right, just by playing Minecraft, you can become a virtual millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-loving villagers who will trade you rare items for your hard-earned emeralds. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living the high life in our Minecraft server? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

HackerCraft Minecraft Server

confidential information, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber extortion, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data theft, extort, government espionage, HackerCraft, hackers, hacking group, Hospitals, Minecraft, national security, north korean, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, security breach, Server, US military secrets

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean hackers stealing US military secrets and extorting hospitals for fun! if you want a wild ride full of chaos and danger, then this is the server for you! build your base, fight off the hackers, and maybe even uncover some top secret government information along the way. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of excitement?! join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

ZelenskyyCraft: F-16 Fury

air combat, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense showcase, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, F16, fighter aircraft, foreign relations, fury, Geopolitics, Military, military technology, national security, nato, russia, russian aggression, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even Ukraine’s Zelenskyy is showing off his new F-16 fighter jets on it to combat Russia in the air? that’s right, our server is so epic that world leaders are using it to settle international disputes! come join us and be a part of the action as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory! who needs diplomacy when u have minecraft, amirite? so what are u waiting for? join now and show off your building skills to the world! let’s goooooo!

S m C R Minecraft server

Adventure, anti cheat, armor stand, Bank, Cities, Community, Comrade, Create, Emotecraft, Fun, Gaming, home, Minecraft, Moderation, Plasmovoice, Private, search, Server, SMCR, Suffixes, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

SmCR – Free, vanilla and private minecraft server with such basic things as plasmovoice and emotecraft. The following game mechanics were: Bank, suffixes, hands at the armor stand, heads falling off players and much more! The server has an excellent anti-cheat, and experienced guys are in moderation, so playing with us, you can feel at home!

We are waiting for you, comrade. Dare, search and create at SMCR! ✨

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The Voxel SMP Roleplay Server: Where cows have better acting skills than you!

Acting, age requirement, atmosphere, Chill, Community, Cows, Evaluation, Feedback, Gameplay experience, Hardware, INPUT, interactive-environment, Lag, Minecraft, Roleplay, roleplaying features, safe space, Server, server admins, Server Events, Singleplayer, Skills, Small Community, smp, software, Voxel

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	4646	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Voxel SMP Roleplay Server Overview:

Server Name	Voxel SMP Roleplay Server
Admins	Two admins with 4+ years of experience
Player Capacity	Maximum of 20 players
Discord	Join the Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is dedicated to ensuring a lag-free experience for players.
What is the server’s focus?	The server aims to create a welcoming and close-knit community with a mix of vanilla gameplay and roleplaying.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and go through the introductory process mentioned in the server description.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join the server.
How many players can join at a time?	There is a maximum capacity of 20 players on the server.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, boobers, BoobersCraft, Entertainment, funny, HOLY, humor, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, odd, Outrageous, quirky, Ridiculous, Server, silly, social media, strange, trending, viral, Wacky, weird

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Animals Bred:	188
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the cows moo like Beyonce and the creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and zombie chickens, and explore our custom-built world where the trees are made of candy and the oceans are filled with soda pop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Holy Boobers, a group of mystical creatures who grant wishes to any player who can find them. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house made entirely of gold blocks? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Holy boobers, you won’t regret it!

LesbianCraft SMP: Building Bridges, One Block at a Time

ACO, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, BLOCK, Block Merging, Bridges, building, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, hdg, LesbianCraft, lesbians, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, nai, New User Guide, Nude, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, smp, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Time, Trash, VT, vtai, Wiki

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to Lesbians Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Last time on /degen/: we had a wild adventure with our fellow players, from building epic structures to trolling each other with pranks. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that went down in the Controlnet – you have to see it to believe it!

But why should you join Lesbians Edition, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a New User Guide that will have you up and running in no time. Plus, our ComfyUI is so comfy, it’ll make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud. And let’s not forget about the Block Merging feature – it’s like Tetris on steroids!

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of links. From Civitai to Huggingface, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our OP Pasta – it’s a pasta lover’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lesbians Edition today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance. See you in the game!

Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft

AITAH, Birthday, Boundaries, Cake, Cheesecake, Communication, cupcakes, expired food, family, Food, Frustration, HungryCraft, Listening, mom, mommas, MONEY, Munchies, not eating, Preferences, retail job, Understanding, Waste

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Meteorites Collected:	1
Potions Brewed:	130	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Holy Grails Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.

So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!

PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Buildings Constructed:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!