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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8651 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4590 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
so, like, u know how u need vitamin D to, like, stay healthy and stuff? well, on our server, we got so much vitamin D that even the sun is jealous! like, our Minecraft world is just filled with sunshine and rainbows, keeping u healthy and happy while u play!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are taking their vitamin D supplements! they’re like, super strong and ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them. but don’t worry, cuz we also got superfoods scattered around the map to help u level up and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!
join our server now and be part of the most epic quest for vitamin D in the history of Minecraft! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about managing chronic atrophic autoimmune gastritis while u’re at it. who knew Minecraft could be so educational, amirite?
