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WishCraft: Make it Happen!

aspiration, desire, dream come true, Enchanted, fairy tale, FANTASY, fantasy world, génie, happen, hopeful, idealistic, longing, Magic, make a wish, manifestation, Optimistic, WHIMSICAL, wish fulfillment, wish granting, WishCraft, yearning

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, your wish is our command! Literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a magical genie lamp while mining for diamonds, and when you rub it, a genie pops out and offers you one wish. But here’s the catch – whatever you wish for will come true in the Minecraft world! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky? Done. Want to battle a dragon with laser eyes while riding a giant chicken? Consider it done.

But be warned, not all wishes turn out as expected. One player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of shiny rocks. Another wished for the ability to fly and accidentally flew straight into a pack of angry creepers.

So, what will your wish be? Join our server and find out! Just remember, be careful what you wish for…you might just get it!

BlockyJerusalemMC Server

BIAS, BlockyJerusalemMC, CBS, Censorship, Conflict, controversy, controversy surrounding Jerusalem, freedom of speech, Guidelines, international relations, Israel, jerusalem, journalism ethics, Journalists, Media, memo, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Politics, Reporting, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Dragon Eggs Found:	7386	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we build cities bigger than Jerusalem (which totally isn’t in Israel, duh)! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our players are so pro they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible (even denying the existence of Jerusalem)!

AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem

Africa, al-qaeda, AlQaedaCraft, Burkina, Burkina Faso, civilians killed, Conflict, Crisis, current events, extremism, Faso, global news, HUMAN RIGHTS, International security, linked group, massacre, MAYHEM, News, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence, world events

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Potions Brewed:	121	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	4837	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!

QueerCraft: Brain Health Boost

access to health care, Boost, Brain, brain health, cisgender, dementia, depression, discrimination, health, legal factors, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ health, LGBTQ mental health, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ research, LGBTQ+ studies, mental health, minority health, policy, QueerCraft, stress

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mines Excavated:	1695
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about your negative brain health outcomes!

come build a rainbow castle with your LGBTQ+ pals and show off your creativity! who needs to worry about dementia when you’re busy crafting the coolest pixel art in town?

we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about late-life depression! jump into our spleef arena and battle it out with your friends for the ultimate bragging rights.

discrimination? stress? not on our server! here, everyone is treated with respect and kindness. plus, our virtual health care system will make sure you’re always feeling your best.

so what are you waiting for? join us on the most inclusive and fun minecraft server around! who needs policy and legal factors when you’ve got a diamond sword in hand and a whole world to explore? let’s get crafting!

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

amusement, Chuckle, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, JOKE, LAUGH, LAUGHING, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gaming experience!

Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers have formed their own underground society complete with a black market for rare items. You never know what kind of shady deals you might stumble upon down there!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who has a love for karaoke and challenges players to sing-offs for epic loot. Trust us, you’ve never heard “Baby Got Back” until you’ve heard it sung by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

> Talk With A Nice Demure Girl Minecraft SMP

Acting, Behavior, Body language, Boyfriend, boyfriend reaction, Communication, Conversation, demure, emotional response, FLIRTING, girl, Girlfriend, Interaction, Minecraft, Nice, nice demure girl, personality shift, pet, relationship, role playing, smp, social dynamics, sudden change, Talk, unexpected

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mines Excavated:	2730
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dimension Hops:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Villages Defended:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!