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ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	3371	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	3146
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

novasky.sparked.network:25508

Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9962
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	289
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

approach, ApproachMeIRL, charming, Clever, Communication, conversation starter, Creative, Engaging, face to face, human interaction, in person, Interaction, memorable, Minecraft, out of the box, personal connection, Real Life, smp, Social Skills, spontaneous, unexpected, Unique, Witty

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	6990	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

CraftyLoveTips

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveTips, emotional intelligence, Expectations, first serious relationship, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, love, patience, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Farms Harvested:	424
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

WarriorsOfTheBlock

asylum seekers, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, fleeing war, foreign soldiers, French visas, humanitarian crisis, immigration, immigration policies, international conflict, military conflict, military desertion, military intervention, political asylum, Refugees, Russian soldiers, Ukraine, war refugees, WarriorsOfTheBlock

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!