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BlockyBreakupsCraft

BlockyBreakupsCraft, Closure, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, failed relationship, forgiveness, healing journey, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, starting over, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Emeralds Found:	622	Potions Brewed:	114
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of failed relationships in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to teach you the valuable lesson of commitment! Join us and build a virtual relationship with your blocky significant other that will never leave you for a creeper. Plus, our server has a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll never be heartbroken again. So come join us and find true love in the world of Minecraft!

MediterraneanMishap

cargo ship, crew members, emergency response, engine room, explosion, international waters, investigation, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Mediterranean, MediterraneanMishap, naval incident, rescue operation, Russian, Russian navy, salvage operation, shipping, Sinking, Tragedy, vessel sinking

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Mines Excavated:	4469
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of a russian cargo ship in the mediterranean! experience the thrill of being on a sinking ship as you try to escape the explosion in the engine room! will you make it out alive or will you be fish food? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, closest pass, Dec 24, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar discovery, solar distance, solar heat shield, solar mission, solar observation, solar radiation, solar research, solar study, solar system, solar technology, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1748	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

come join our minecraft server where we get so close to the sun that we make the parker solar probe look like a wimpy little spaceship! our players are so lit, they make the sun jealous of their brightness. we have epic quests where you have to battle fire-breathing creepers and mine diamonds from the sun’s core. trust us, you won’t find a server hotter than this one! so come on, join us and get ready to feel the heat!

peanuts

Automatic Economy, Automatic Enderdragon Respawn, Claim your Land, clan system, Economy, English, German, Items, new ores, peanuts, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

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Eternal Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Complain, cute girls fawning over him, don’t want to date me, ETERNAL, hate females, male loser, never had a hug, Normalfags, not be a virgin, past 23 year old guys, pathetic losers, Quests, spend all their time online, sub-average looks, want to date chad, watching Chinese cartoons, zero personality

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magic Items Found:	5556	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness! Ever wanted to escape the reality of 23-year-old guys who never hugged a girl and spend all day hating on females? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for losers who complain about not getting dates but secretly wish they were anime protagonists with harem of cute girls.

Come join us and let out all your frustrations by building a world where you are the king of virgins and where “normalfags” are banned! Embrace your inner loser and let’s create a community of pathetic losers together. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and dive into a world where you can be the loser you were always meant to be!

Put On The Hat Minecraft SMP

accessories, accessory, CAP, clothing, fashion, HAT, head, head accessory, head clothing, head covering, head fashion, head outfit, head style, Headgear, Headwear, Minecraft, Outfit, Put, Put on the hat, smp, Style, trendy, wear

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly creatures who just wanted to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! On this server, every block you break turns into a delicious cake, every mob drop is a rare and valuable item, and every time you die, a rainbow unicorn comes to resurrect you with a magical potion that gives you superpowers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see the hat. Yes, that’s right, the hat. Once you put it on, you’ll gain the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Put on the hat and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CousinElephantAITAH

AITAH, christmas party, Communication, cousin’s gift, CousinElephantAITAH, dirty Santa, family dynamics, family gathering, feeding the baby, Game Rules, gift exchange, gift giving, gift selection, holiday tradition, letting my cousin play white elephant, misunderstanding, resolving conflict, stealing gifts, unexpected reaction, wife upset, wife’s feelings

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	6191
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring Christmas parties where the only excitement is playing white elephant or dirty Santa? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we take gift-giving to a whole new level!

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual gift exchanges where you can steal, swap, and surprise your friends with outrageous presents. Forget about boring old gifts, on our server, you can give your friends a virtual unicorn or a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

Just like in the real world, drama can unfold during the game. Imagine the chaos when your cousin “forgets” a gift and you have to decide whether to let them use one of yours. Will your spouse be upset that they didn’t get a chance to play? Will you make the right choice when it comes to stealing gifts?

So if you’re looking for a Christmas party experience like no other, join our Minecraft server and get ready for a gift-giving extravaganza that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your relationships. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

DecentralCraft: No-Profits Health Insure

#sustainability, Accountability, Blockchain, Challenges, collaboration, Community, cost effective, DecentralCraft, decentralised, Governance, health, Health Insurance, Healthcare, INCLUSIVE, innovation, insure, NoProfits, not for profit, Obstacles, regulations, Technology, thresholds, transparent rules, Trust

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of dealing with greedy insurance companies who only care about profits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution for you! Join us and help build a decentralised health insurance system that is not-for-profit and governed by transparent rules and thresholds.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be helping to revolutionize the healthcare industry in the virtual world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant insurance agents who are hell-bent on keeping their profits high.

So come on down to our server and join the fight for affordable and fair healthcare for all! Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new members. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

KoreaCraft Server: Super-Aged Fun!

Aging population, aging workforce, demographic shift, demographic trends, elderly care, elderly population, elderly support, Fun, government policies, healthcare challenges, healthcare costs, healthcare services, Korea, KoreaCraft, Long Term Care, pension system, population aging, retirement age, senior citizens, Server, social security, super-aged society, SuperAged

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have more old people than a korean retirement home! we got grannies building pixel art and grandpas fighting off creepers with their canes. it’s a geriatric paradise up in here. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the expired prune juice. you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet nectar. so come on down and join the wrinkly fun!

CraftyChristmasGov

Christian minority, christmas, CraftyChristmasGov, government announcement, government decision, government policy, holiday celebration, holiday declaration, holiday observance, holiday recognition, MIDDLE EAST, new government, public announcement, public holiday, religious freedom, religious tolerance, Syria, Syrian culture, Syrian politics, Syrian society

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	991

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate Christmas EVERY DAY because why not? Our server is like a winter wonderland with snowmen, reindeer, and even Santa Claus himself roaming around. Build your own gingerbread house and decorate it with candy canes and gumdrops. Don’t worry about griefers, our admin team is like Santa’s elves, always watching to make sure everyone is having a jolly good time. So come on, join us and spread some holiday cheer in this wacky Minecraft world!