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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5681 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
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