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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9854 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 95 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.