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Fired Boss Minecraft Server

anxiety, ARMS, Boss, Communication, Conflict, coping, Cuts, discrimination, Empathy, FIRED, firing, medication, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, resolution, self harm, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Workplace

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4723	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our boss is on a mission to fire players with visible cuts on their arms because her son started cutting a few months ago. But don’t worry, we’ve got meds for anxiety and a strict no-cutting policy in place. Join us and see if you can survive the cutthroat world of Minecraft with us!

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2258

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Overpopulation Rehabilitation Princess Assassin Startup YouTube Booru Fanfic Cytube Pilot Episodes, HELLUVA, Hotel, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Items Found:	3460	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Welcome to the Horse Fetish Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, small assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell opening hotels.

In this server, you can pursue your seemingly impossible goal of peacefully reducing overpopulation in Hell by rehabilitating demons. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with your weapons specialist, bruiser, and receptionist hellhound.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for outrageous stories, insane adventures, and a booru that’s a little dead but still kicking. Don’t miss out on the chance to check out into Heaven or survive each other while running a startup in Hell.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite demon to rehabilitate or small assassin business to run. See you in Hell!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAXR.MCMCMC.NET

””Crafty Men Minecraft Server””

attraction, Charm, Crafty, Crush, desire, FANTASY, Gay, handsome, hot guys, Icons, Lgbt, love, male beauty, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, queer, role models, seduction, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	115	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee to turn you gay with our fabulous builds and stunning pixelated landscapes. Our community is filled with handsome players who will make your heart skip a beat and your pickaxe swing a little harder.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning your own sexuality. Explore our rainbow-colored dungeons and slay dragons with a fierce group of drag queens. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself falling in love with a blocky avatar or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first Minecraft Pride Parade, where players strut their stuff in glittery armor and rainbow capes. Show off your best dance moves in our virtual disco parties and compete in drag queen crafting competitions.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that mining blocks could be so fabulous?

Cage Match Minecraft SMP: Spotfest Cucks Classic

back and forth, Cage, Choreographed, classic, cliche spot, cucks, fighting spirit, fourth-wall break, marked out, match, Minecraft, no selling, ospreay, Outsmarted, physical competition, postmodern era, scripted, SELLING, smp, Spotfest, subverts, Technical

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a cagematch between spotfest cucks? Look no further, because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got more twists and turns than a match between Cody and Gunther, with unexpected outcomes and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring slow matches, our server is all about fast-paced action and technical skill. You’ll be facing off against other players in intense competitions that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And with no choreographed moves in sight, every battle feels like a real physical showdown.

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents, just like Cody did to Gunther. Who needs scripted matches when you can have real competition that will leave you marking out at the end?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want something truly unique and exciting, come join us for the ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Cock Minecraft Server

anal sex, ass play, Cock, Crafty, craving, desire, dirty talk, Dominant, EXPOSED, FANTASY, friend’s contact, help me, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, nice cock, Pleasure, rough sex, ruin myself, satisfaction, Server, slut, submissive, taboo

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as you are? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more all day long. We’ve got players who are willing to do anything to win, even if it means sacrificing their dignity. Join us and you’ll never be bored again – there’s always something scandalous happening on our server. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Mark My Blocks Minecraft SMP

barcelona, blocks, champions league, Competition, CURSE, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, ending, Finale, football, la liga, lucky purple patch, major titles, MARK, Minecraft, prediction, realization, Season, smp, Soccer, sports, Sunday, Unlucky

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of disappointment like Barcelona? Join our Minecraft SMP and break free from the curse of bad luck! Our server is blessed with a magical purple patch that brings nothing but good fortune to all who play on it. Say goodbye to finishing seasons without major titles and hello to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are scared of you! Join us today and watch as your luck changes for the better, just like Barcelona’s unlucky streak coming to an end on Sunday. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly extraordinary – join now and let the magic begin!

What is the IP for Evbo Minecraft Server?

evbo, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Evbo is a skilled and innovative artist hailing from Nigeria. With a passion for creating unique and captivating artworks, Evbo combines traditional and contemporary techniques to bring his creations to life. His work often explores themes of identity, culture, and social issues, resulting in thought-provoking pieces that resonate with audiences worldwide. Evbo’s artistic talent and dedication to his craft have garnered him recognition and praise in the art community.

ChatCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, ChatCraft, climate change, climate crisis, community support, current events, devastation, disaster relief, emergency response, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, Floods, global crisis, Humanitarian Aid, media coverage, Minecraft, natural disaster, news coverage, recovery efforts, Server, social media, solidarity, spain

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	135
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	786	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life disasters like floods in Spain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only flooding you’ll see is from griefers crying over their destroyed bases! We promise no natural disasters, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, our community is so lit that even the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide. So why wait? Join now and escape the clucking chaos of the real world for a virtual paradise of blocky bliss!

Should I Sell My ETH? Minecraft SMP – Serious Question

blockchain technology, capital gains, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Decision making, digital asset, Digital Currency, digital wallet, ETH, ethereum, financial decision, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio management, question.., risk assessment, Sell, sell ETH, short-term gains, smart contracts, smp, Trading

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you the power to turn all your enemies into chickens!

So why sell your ETH when you can join our crazy SMP and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!