New Minecraft Servers 2025

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metaphysical avatar Minecraft Servers

  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 3713
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 8677
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 4740
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 1958
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 2119
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Mines Excavated: 2914 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

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    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 5129
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Zombie Dances: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

    Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 7521
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 21 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

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    Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 5357
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 3378
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Digging4Diamonds

    Digging4Diamonds
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 6284
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5598 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

    InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 3401
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

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    Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
    Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!
    Server Details:
    Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
    Website: MyInstaCraft
    Dynmap: Explore the Map
    Discord: Join us on Discord
    About Us:
    – Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
    – Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.
    Features:
    – Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
    – Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
    – Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
    – Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
    – Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.
    Who We Are:
    Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
    Q: Are there any rules I need to follow? A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
    Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server? A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
    Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing? A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

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