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Crafty LOLz Server: ‘Got Diamonds?’ #NoobsWelcome

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Divine Spears Created:	24	Towns Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever play in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the elusive rainbow sheep, and build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (because who needs boring old stone anyway?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And don’t forget about our monthly Llama Fashion Show, where players can show off their most stylish llama outfits and win fabulous prizes.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem?

Pixelated Melting Pot

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9868	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Mines Excavated:	1691	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a spicy enchilada of fun! We don’t conform to just one ethnicity, we’re a melting pot of craziness! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling ninja creepers, trading with pirate villagers, and building castles fit for a unicorn king! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

CraftyFartsy – Where Creepers Fart Rainbows and Villagers Dance

ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyFartsy, CREEPERS, Dance, ducks, fart, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, OC material, Oshi, RAINBOWS, Shill, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, Viewers, villagers, Vip, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Runes Activated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of mainstream vtubers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite VIP club of viewers who appreciate the indie gems with 500 or more viewers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us and discuss indie vtubers who are killing it with their streams. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all. And hey, even if your favorite vtuber has just 499 viewers, we’ll still let you shill them here. We’re all about supporting the underdogs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for corpo vtubers who don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV. We’re all about inclusivity here, as long as you meet our outrageous requirements.

And if you’re into seeeeeexy Koikatsu cards or want to check out our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP), we’ve got you covered. Plus, don’t miss out on our official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber fanart needs.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the craziest community of indie vtuber enthusiasts. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two streaming their adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Armor Envy: Minecraft’s Most Fashionable Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	232	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of wearing drab, boring armor in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where our armor is so stylish, even the creepers will stop and admire you before blowing you up! Join us and become the fashion icon of the blocky world!

Our armor is not just for show, though. Legend has it that wearing our enchanted armor will give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do your bidding. Need to build a castle in record time? Just call upon the sheep and watch them work their fluffy magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our armor is also rumored to grant you the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Soaring through the skies, you’ll be able to see the world from a whole new perspective and rain down diamonds on unsuspecting players below.

So why settle for boring old armor when you can join our server and become a stylish, sheep-summoning, diamond-raining superhero? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Shabbos Goy’s Bible Quotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you scream AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in excitement!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Tom Cotton himself tweeted about it! That’s right, our server is endorsed by a real-life politician who knows a thing or two about epic gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your block too)!

HappyCraft: Where Everything Makes You Happy, Even If Nothing Does Anymore

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8417	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	103

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you in desperate need of some laughter and fun in your life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and craziness begin. Remember, on our server, NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPY ANYMORE…except for playing Minecraft with us!

Pussy Clitty Urethra Adventures: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	348783	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to explore a world where anything is possible, including getting your pussy clitty urethra fucked by mysterious creatures (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And hey, being trans is just an added bonus on our server – we welcome all genders and identities with open arms!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

PuddingCraft: Where the Creeper’s always say ‘YEAAAHHH!’

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. But here’s the twist – the cake was actually made of pudding! And not just any pudding, but magical pudding that gave you superpowers in the game. So yeah, if you want to experience the thrill of finding pudding cake and unlocking superpowers, this is the server for you. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. So come on, join us and let’s dive into a world of pudding-filled adventures!

SocietySucksMC – Where you can escape the judgment and build your own world! 🤣🔨

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8662
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most misunderstood individuals are welcomed with open arms! Join us and experience a world where BIPOCs are celebrated and embraced, no matter what kind of trouble they may have gotten into in the past.

Our server is a safe haven for those who have been unfairly judged by society, just like our friend Michael here. He may have made some questionable choices in the past, but on our server, he’s a valued member of our community.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next legend of our server, just like Michael and his infamous knife-wielding escapades. Join now and let’s show the world that BIPOCs can thrive in any environment, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

AwkwardCraft: Where starting conversations is as easy as mining diamonds! Join now and make friends in Minecraft!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	5987
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a total noob when it comes to talking to girls? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be slaying both creepers and your social anxiety in no time.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of beautiful Minecraft babes appear out of nowhere. With our server, you’ll have the confidence to strike up a conversation and maybe even score a date to the virtual prom.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #69, rumored to make anyone who drinks it irresistible to the opposite sex. So not only will you be a pro at PvP, but you’ll also be a pro at picking up players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft Casanova. Who needs real-life social skills when you have a diamond sword and a killer pickup line?