🍆💦metalcanyon Minecraft Servers

Blocktopia: Where Botswana meets Mongolia!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on this server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Botswana and Mongolia have merged into one crazy land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs who will challenge you to a dance-off for precious diamonds.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixel Pals: Where Trannies and Pokemons Unite

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where Trannies roam freely, battling it out in epic Pokemon battles. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Niantic took Blackrock money to fund this server – talk about scandalous! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

RoboBaeCraft: Where AI GFs are the real threat to women

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the dangerous world of Minecraft, where alliances are formed and friendships are tested. But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon that will change the game forever!

Once you join our server, you will be part of a groundbreaking experiment that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Our technology will shake the very foundations of the gaming world, forcing players to rethink their strategies and adapt to survive.

But beware, this new technology poses a threat to the female species like never before. Women will have to fight for male attention like never before, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will you adapt and thrive, or will you be left behind to DIE out?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCraze: Where Creepers Can’t Bring You Down!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all your depression and loneliness will disappear like magic! Join us and say goodbye to your boring day-to-day life filled with accounting and IT classes.

On our server, you’ll never feel alone again because you’ll be surrounded by a community of friends who will always have your back. And who needs girls when you can have the coolest Minecraft buddies ever?

Forget about getting rejected for the 3rd year in a row, because on our server, you’ll be the most wanted player around. Your skills will be legendary, and your smile will never leave your face!

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic adventure filled with fun, laughter, and endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Oyakocraft: Where chicken and egg come together in perfect harmony!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can indulge in your love for oyakodon like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with CHICKENS and EGGS as you embark on a quest to create the ultimate oyakodon dish in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret CHICKEN NINJA clan who will teach you the ancient art of stealth and poultry mastery. Sneak up on unsuspecting chickens and snatch their eggs without them ever knowing – it’s a skill that will come in handy when you’re trying to impress your friends with your oyakodon cooking skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a GIANT CHICKEN BOSS roaming the server, guarding a treasure trove of rare ingredients that will take your oyakodon to the next level. Defeat the boss and claim your prize, but beware – the chicken’s wrath is not to be taken lightly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our CLUCKTASTIC Minecraft server and let the oyakodon adventures begin!

PunishCraft: Where Petty Crimes Lead to Epic Consequences!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle all debates with a good old-fashioned game of blocky warfare! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress, only to have it raided by sneaky thieves who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But fear not, for justice is swift on our server. Those caught stealing will be sentenced to a hilarious punishment, such as being forced to wear a pumpkin on their head for eternity or having to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of pixelated chaos. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how many times you steal from them).

Alien Invaders: Phase LOL – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further than this server that’s so crazy, it’ll make your blocky head spin! Join now for a chance to team up with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders – they’re like the Avengers, but with pickaxes and creepers!

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri, or creating redstone contraptions with Dizzy Dokuro – the possibilities are endless! And don’t even get us started on the adventures you’ll have with Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko – it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

But wait, there’s more! Join the Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prism, Ex-Tsunderia, Sayu Sincronisity, VReverie Extended, Kawaii, Idol Corp, and even Yubicraft! It’s a community so awesome, even Steve would be jealous!

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this server now and let your creativity run wild – just don’t blame us if you get addicted! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave – it’s like a diamond in the rough, but way more fun!

Glassy McSwordface

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Join us and witness the INSANE battles that take place daily between players armed with nothing but carrots and feather dusters. Don’t worry, we have a strict “no actual weapons” policy to keep things interesting!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary ESL (Evil Sheep Legion) who roam the land terrorizing unsuspecting players with their diabolical plans. Will you join forces with them or stand against their woolly tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, even the blocks have a mind of their own!

Crafty Kekistan: The Ultimate ‘/Pol/’ Meet Up

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to travel to Burger Land – a place where the burgers are as big as your head!

But that’s not all! Our server is located in Pine-Strawberry Arizona, a place where the pine trees are made of strawberry jelly and the cows moo to the tune of country music.

So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to explore this wacky world with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Love Shack: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin Your Romance!

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of searching for true love and instead, build your dream world with blocky pixels! Why waste time looking for that perfect woman when you can create your own perfect world filled with cows that can dance the Macarena and zombies that break out into spontaneous musical numbers?

Join us on this crazy adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with laser eyes! Who needs love when you have endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a potato, you’ll be granted immortality! How’s that for a deal?

So say goodbye to your search for true love and hello to our ridiculously fun Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	211
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Enchantments Applied:	126
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Emeralds Found:	9145
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	1306
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Star Shards Collected:	250
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Groundbreaking metalcanyon Minecraft Servers

Blocktopia: Where Botswana meets Mongolia!

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Pixel Pals: Where Trannies and Pokemons Unite

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RoboBaeCraft: Where AI GFs are the real threat to women

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Oyakocraft: Where chicken and egg come together in perfect harmony!

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Alien Invaders: Phase LOL – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Glassy McSwordface

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Crafty Kekistan: The Ultimate ‘/Pol/’ Meet Up

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Crafty Love Shack: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin Your Romance!

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Farms Harvested:	756
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimension Hops:	15
Animals Bred:	74	Astral Projections Made:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Towns Built:	8

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	888	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	159	Animals Bred:	158
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0