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Crafty Cucks: Where Caucasians Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!

HonkaiCraft – The Ultimate Block-Breaking Adventure!

Adventure, blockbreaking, Deepspace Anchor, discussion, dreamseeking voyage, gameplay, hig, Honkai Impact, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Guide, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Resources, Honkai Impact 3rd Resources, HonkaiCraft, MA cycles, Mad Banquet, patch notes, s-rank battlesuit, Shadowbringer Battlesuit, Shattered Swords VN, St. Freya Special Event, Thelema, Ultimate, v7.3, v7.4

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Honkai Impact 3rd madness and mayhem. But before you ask any questions, check out our FAQ because it’s probably already answered there.

Looking for some newbie tips and resources? We got you covered with our newbie guide and resources. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the world of Elf Skill Upgrades for some mind-blowing upgrades.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the latest v7.3 supply, event, abyss, and MA cycles in all their glory. And don’t miss out on the epic trailers for S-rank Battlesuit Senadina Deepspace Anchor: First Light and Deepspace Anchor: First Light Tutorial Video for some jaw-dropping action.

Join us for the v7.4 Invitation to the Mad Banquet Trailer and get ready for the ultimate showdown with Thelema Mad Pleasure: Shadowbringer Battlesuit. It’s a Mad Banquet Prelude you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Honkai Impact 3rd on our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Previous players can attest to the insanity, so come join the fun!

Crafty McLaughington’s Creative Chaos

art, Chaos, crafting community, Crafts, Crafty, Creative, creativity, Crochet, design, diy, embroidery, fiber arts, Handmade, handmade gifts, hobby, inspiration, knitting, McLaughingtons, Project, quilting, Sewing, textile art, Thread

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5815
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds! Are you tired of the same old boring builds on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join us and build a floating castle made entirely of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture in and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’ve got! Let your creativity run wild and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Boruto’s Blue Vortex Adventure

Adventure, Anime, battle, Blue, Blue Vortex, Boruto, Borutos, dad, ino, Jutsu, kill, Manga, Naruto, Ninjutsu, Opponents, possess, sacrifice, Sand Ninjas, shikamaru, Shinobi, Sound Ninjas, strategy, two, vortex

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	188	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible, even possessing your opponents and killing yourself like Ino’s dad did against sand and sound ninjas!

Join us for the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe, where you can literally do anything your heart desires. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even tame a dragon and fly through the skies like a boss.

But the real question is, why didn’t Ino possess her opponents and kill herself? Maybe she just needed to join our server to learn some new tricks and unleash her full potential. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and craziness that awaits you on our unforgettable Minecraft server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blockheads and Bedrock: Where Minecraft and Stereotypes Collide

activism, Awareness, bedrock, Bigotry, Blockheads, collide, discrimination, Diversity, education, hate, ignorance, INEQUALITY, Justice, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, racism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism, this is why you’re racist, White Supremacy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Zombie Dances:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to our totally not racist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and unintentional racism!

Our server is so racist that even the creepers are discriminated against! But don’t worry, we provide equal opportunities for all mobs to blow up your creations.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being judged solely based on your block placement skills. Who needs diversity when you can have a server full of identical dirt houses?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special colonizer roleplay event where you can conquer new lands and spread your problematic ideologies!

So come on down to our problematic paradise and see for yourself why you’re racist! Join now and receive a free ban for every microaggression you commit!

IslandCraft: Where West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders Rule the World

asian, Asians, central, Central Asians, Chinese, circle-jerk, Community, discussion, Diversity, east asians, ethnicity, Filipino, Indian, IslandCraft, islanders, Korean, Minority, online forum, Pacific, Pacific Islanders, r/Asianmasculinity, representation, rule, South Asians, underrepresented, Vietnamese, West, West Asians, world

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Zombie Dances:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we welcome players from all corners of the globe, except for those pesky West Asians, Central Asians, and Pacific Islanders! Why are they so underrepresented, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re too busy trying to find their way to our server, of course!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few LOLZY moments as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. Who needs East Asians and South Asians when you have a diverse group of players from all over the world?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those East Asians and South Asians how it’s done! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to dominate the Minecraft universe!

VocaloidCraft: Where Creeper Meets Miku

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	185
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the vocaloid covers never stop! Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Hatsune Miku serenade you with her latest hit. Join us for non-stop music and mayhem in a world where creepers dance to the beat and Endermen harmonize in perfect pitch.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their best vocaloid impressions and compete for the title of Minecraft Idol. Will you be the next virtual superstar?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly unique, come join us for a musical adventure like no other. Who knew building blocks could be so groovy?

Ragecraft: Where Progress Goes to Die

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of losing all your progress on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about a chance to meet the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a karaoke singer?

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most EPIC adventures of your Minecraft life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and never have to worry about losing progress again!

BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

SuicidalCraft: Where you can die over and over again!

academic challenges, anxiety, coping mechanisms, Covid-19, depression, Die, future uncertainty, ISOLATION, low GPA, mental health, OCD, online learning, seeking help, self harm, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, SuicidalCraft, support system, Therapy, transfer student, University, young adult

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Towns Built:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Are you tired of dealing with school stress and feeling like you’re stuck in a rut? Well, join our server and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations. Need a break from the pressures of academia? No problem! Come hang out with us and build a fortress so epic, it’ll make your professors jealous!

Don’t worry about your GPA or feeling like you’re running out of time. On our server, age is just a number and grades don’t matter. Let go of your worries and immerse yourself in a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the stress of real life and join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new passion for building and exploring that will make you forget all about those thoughts of roping before 23. Let’s build a brighter future together, one block at a time!